Deni

I have great fantasies about Halle Berry. They usually involve beating her with a baseball bat....

You don't wanna know.

Kudrow, now you're talkin'! Hubba hubba

She looks like she could use a sandwich.

Must be an English thing. Who is she? She looks like a porn star. Which is fine, but these days it seems like the chicks that should just be porn stars have record contracts instead.

You realize this officially makes you a dirty old man, right? Although not nearly as much as this made me (and Timothy Hutton) one:

Because she talks about farting all the time, right?

Oooooh, I love Sarah in glasses.

It has been a long time since Labyrinth.

Neither have I. When did her boobs get so big?

There once was a time that bad actresses knew their proper place in the world and just did porn. Ah, the good old days. I blame Traci Lords for changing it.

I was sooooooo happy she finally wasn't on 24 last season. Every week in the first three seasons I kept praying for her to get killed off. Worst actress ever.

I'd love to punch her.

Too bad neither of them can act for shit.

Completely agree. The definition of classy lady.