Gornok

I approve of this thread.

Sometimes.

This post pleases me.

Beastie Boys bring me many banana back in the day. Ad-Rock know how to treat a gorilla right.

Je suis Charlie avec beaucoup des bananes!

I have Roeo Stodart arriving at the predetermined time to tread on the splayed fingers of Christopher Cross and Marc Almond, who have been forced to sleep pegged face down to the floor beside my bed. The participants change weekly, but these two in particular make a pleasing harmony of screams.

I can make it happen. How many bananas you pay? I once make Judas Priest sing Secret Love by Doris Day. Better than you might think.

Everybody's Go Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey was written about me. Those boys generated plenty bananas. Good times.

I am very disappointed with the bananas from Will.I.Am’s smart watch. Period. Better make that two periods. HE WILL PAY FOR THIS.

I am always willing to confound and push through musical barriers in search of many bananas. Charlie Pride and Vanilla Ice were both my ideas.

Macy Gray and Brian May are on toilet detail today. As you might guess from the ‘volunteers’, I provide no tools and stipulate that toilets must be cleaned head first.

Willie Nelson really knows how to scratch my itch. Yeaaah, right there Willie boy. Ooooooooooooh.

Just finished a game of Twister - Gwen Stefani and T. V Smith versus a couple of baboons. I always fix the spin so that the musicians invariably get a faceful of red raw baboon ass. Poor Gwennie is traumatised. . That is my favorite emoticon.

I gave Jay-Z the two most important of his problems. A large banana quota of course, and a lower intestinal issue I can't be any more specific about in case Gornok Jr. sees this.

Liam Gallagher has his father’s eyebrows. I don’t see him or Toni Basil as often as I should.