caliber66

The confusion could have been averted had *somebody* used the correct title for the 4 Non Blondes song, which is "What's Up?"

That's crazy.

Livin it down

Just enough time to revel

I believe it's "Shannon"

Sharia don't like it

Thinks it's not kosher

Rocking the Casbah

Rock the Casbah.

 

 

Love this band; HATE this song and album.

It's the sharif who does not like it.

"Thunder always happens when its raining"  Some Fleetwood Mac song, sung by Stevie Nicks (I think)

 

Why does that annoy me? I don't know but it does. Others?

It probably annoys you because you have the lyric wrong, dumbass.

That would make sense if you didn't have arguably the best running QB in the league and The Beast at rb who nearly scored on the previous play. I know hindsight is 20:20 but that call made absolutely no sense.

One of the ESPN talking heads mentioned that in 7(?) attempts from the one yard line this year, Marshawn Lynch scored once.

No, it isn't.

I think three months is long enough to wait until one of these "facts" is actually "fun."

I bet the arborist wasn't pleased.

By all accounts, Coakley is a total shitshow, and most of my Democrat friends in Massachusetts voted for Evan Falchuk. Seems like most of them are satisfied with the result.

Good thing I had to show my driver's license at my polling place yesterday. Somehow that didn't stop the election official from telling me I was voting at the wrong location and attempting to turn me away, despite the fact that the record he had called up on his computer matched the name, but not the voter ID#, birthdate, or address on my ID, which he was holding in his fucking hand. We called the supervisor over and sorted things out.

We had a couple teenage girls without costumes come to our house.  After we gave both of them candy, they each whipped out a second bag and were expecting more candy.  At that point we shut the door in their faces.

Did you have any trouble getting the TP out of your trees?

And no, there are no rats in my yard. I've been here going on 10 years. I would've seen one by now, guaranteed.

Poon, did that tapeworm come out of your nose after the neti pot application?

 

Also, we have no rats in my yard. Unless you want to call squirrels "tree rats" then yeah, I suppose we do. We have chipmonks too but not too many after I gassed the lot of them this past spring. Its either the squirrels or the chipmonks snipping off the flowering heads of my tulips. I try to find a peaceful place within myself when these things happens because otherwise I'd go all Carl the Groundskeeper on them.

You don't see the rats until they want you to, man.

 

I'd be willing to bet that there are rats in your yard.

I don't recall the squirrel making any comments about smelling all horsepiss.

Speaking of The Tempest, my wife and I watched a Dr. Who episode last night in which the antagonists were known as the Sycorax.

My AP English teacher fed the squirrels on the ledge outside our classroom window until the day one of the squirrels decided to come into class to see what was up with Chaucer or The Tempest or whatever, and peed on the windowsill/bookcase. She stopped feeding the squirrels after that.

You don't see the rats until they want you to, man.

None of this really has much to do with Halloween.

Biting the heads off flowers (especially sunflowers) is classic rat behavior.

Squirrels took down our sunflowers that we had planted last spring. They waited for them to baaaaaarely start blooming over the summer and then broke the stalks by climbing up to get the meat. This is a presumption, of course, because it all happened when no one was home.

Stupid squirrels did the same thing to ours within 24 hrs. Also, they allowed my prairie daisy plant to grow and bloom into a wonderous plant then bit all the flowers off (and didn't eat any of them) then bit the main stalk in half. I'm a patient man but c'mon how much of this am I supposed to take until I lock and load?

The culprit in both of these stories is rats, not squirrels.

How do you get rid of a tapeworm with six lemon cookies and a hammer?

Crumble up one cookie and shove it up your ass every day at the same time of day for six days. On the seventh day, when the tapeworm doesn't get its lemon cookie on time, it pokes its head out of your ass and yells "Where's my lemon cookie!?!?" and you hit it over the head with the hammer.

Sooooo much easier to buy it pre-made at a liquor store.

Yesterday I almost cut the tip of my middle finger off. As it is, I will be typing slowly for a while.

There is no chance that sandwich thing is real, but it's funny.