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I don't want to go to work today. :hmm

 

Do you just want to bang on the drum all day?

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last night was DRIVE IN THEATER night

 

I should've worn a tank top t-shirt, brought some Skoal and my mutt

 

very enjoyable, actually

 

What did you see?

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He loves you too. He told me.
confidential

 

 

 

Main Entry: con

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You didn't say anything about that being a secret. Sorry.

 

 

Just joshin you. :cheekkiss

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Please, tell me more. The greater the detail the better.

 

He said you guys were soulmates. And he thought you were sexy. That's about all the detail I have, sorry.

 

Just joshin you. :cheekkiss

 

I know. I was, too. :)

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Thank you for visiting the Ballpark web site. We appreciate your interest

in our products and are happy to

assist you with your questions and/or concerns.

 

Sara Lee and Ball Park created a fictitious character that does not

understand the vegetarian lifestyle. His

lack of understanding does not extend through our company. Frank expresses

that being a vegetarian may

be un-American in the context that eating meat is a commonly accepted

practice in the American society

and among his friends.

 

Please refer to the USDA website for more information about eating a

balanced diet.

 

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My vision of heaven would be Kate Pierson circa-1989 seranading me w/ 'Girl from Ipanema Goes to Greenland' totally nude, while i'm fed McRib sandwiches by Uschi Digart and a pre-breast reduction Solei Moon Frye and Ryan Dempster slugs AJ Piersynski over and over and over and over in a continuous loop for the rest of eternity (except every day at 3PM, where we all do the Twist, Mashed Potato and Alligator).

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Remember when you held my hand

Remember when you were my man

Walk talk in the name of love

Before you break my heart

Think it over, think it over

Roll it over in your mind

Why don't you dance with me

I'm not no Limburger

Just a limburger

 

Dance this mess around

Dance this mess around, 'round, 'round

 

Everybody goes to parties

They dance this mess around

They do the Shu-ga-loo

Do the Shy Tuna

Do the Camel Walk

Do the Hip-o-crit

 

Ah-Hippy Hippy forward Hippy Hippy

Hippy Shake, Hippy Shake

 

Oh-it's time to do 'em right

Hey now, don't that make you feel a whole lot better?

Huh?

I say, don't that make you feel a whole lot better

 

What you say?

I'm just askin'

 

Shake-Bake-Shake-Bake

 

Everybody goes to parties

They dance this mess around

They do all 16 dances

Do the Coo-ca-choo

Do the Aqua-velva

Do the Dirty Dog

Do the Escalator

 

Ah-Hippy Hippy forward Hippy Hippy

Hippy Shake, Hippy Shake

 

It's time to do 'em right

Hey! Fred, now don't that make you feel a whole lot better now?

Huh?

 

Say, don't that make you feel a whole lot better?

 

What you say?

I'm just askin'

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Stop!

Dance on over

Yeah, yeah

 

Dance, dance, dance this mess around

Dance this mess around

 

Shake, shake-a-bake shake

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

Dance this mess around

Yeah, yeah, yeah........

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I heard Love Shack this morning on my way to work.

I saw BBombers in a tiny bar in 1979. It's one of my favorite shows of all time. We danced our asses off.

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It's also worth noting that my fraternity brother, Buddha Three Hot Dogs, and I went through a case of Schaeffer Light and an entire hitter box only to figure out she was saying 'tin roof...rusted'.

 

"Candy" is one of those songs that when i hear it in the car, I sing along and crank it so loud my ears hurt.

 

:wub

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