NoJ Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Why did a Great Horned Owl land in my backyard about 20 feet away from me last nite around 10pm? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Radiant Witch Face Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 why do I feel like I might puke and crap in my pants at the same time? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 Why did a Great Horned Owl land in my backyard about 20 feet away from me last nite around 10pm? it thought it smelled a rat.why do I feel like I might puke and crap in my pants at the same time? I would advise against puking in your pants. try a nice warm bath and turn all telephones and internet machines to the "off" position. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Why did a Great Horned Owl land in my backyard about 20 feet away from me last nite around 10pm? That was no owl. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted January 3, 2014 Author Share Posted January 3, 2014 I'm wrong a lot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jcamp Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 About the one-way ticket to Mars: Now that the field has been narrowed down to 1,000;What attributes/qualifying knowledge will the winner possess? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PopTodd Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Where is my damn guitar?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Winston Legthigh Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Is the Cutler deal good for the Bears? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Is the Cutler deal good for the Bears? Atticus no know sports. Yes. It's a smart deal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted January 3, 2014 Author Share Posted January 3, 2014 About the one-way ticket to Mars: Now that the field has been narrowed down to 1,000;What attributes/qualifying knowledge will the winner possess? an irrational but admirable sense of adventure and/or a narcissistic drive to be on reality television.Where is my damn guitar?! you'll have your guitar when skygod wills it. right now it is stuck in the Black Lodge.Is the Cutler deal good for the Bears? Atticus no know sports. Jules is right. But, as far as buying and selling human beings go, people seem to think this purchase is a decent idea. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dagwave Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 That was no owl. marilyn manson sans makeup was in your back yard last night? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost of Electricity Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 would my wife find out? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uncool2pillow Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Yes. It's a smart deal.I believe you know a helluva lot more than me about sports, but I suspect time will prove you wrong on this one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Financially speaking it is smart and logical. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
calvino Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 7 years does seem excessive. I am glad they did sign him, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uncool2pillow Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 He's more of a head case than a leader. Talented, but then again, so were Jeff George and Ryan Leaf. He's not as much of a headcase as either of them, but it will be a factor in his success. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 7 years does seem excessive. I am glad they did sign him, though.It's basically a 3 year deal. 5 max. He won't see year 6 and 7. He's more of a head case than a leader. Talented, but then again, so were Jeff George and Ryan Leaf. He's not as much of a headcase as either of them, but it will be a factor in his success.Not according to most of his teammates. Those aren't really fair comparisons. Leaf? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uncool2pillow Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Leaf is probably a bit strong. Time will tell this wisdom of this decision. I'm a Vikings fan, we have quarterback issues well beyond the Bears. Having said that, I am glad to see the Bears hitch their wagon to him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted January 6, 2014 Author Share Posted January 6, 2014 you guys just let me know when you're done hijacking my altruistic thread with your talk of teh football. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uncool2pillow Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Right..... NOW! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Leaf is probably a bit strong. Time will tell this wisdom of this decision. I'm a Vikings fan, we have quarterback issues well beyond the Bears. Having said that, I am glad to see the Bears hitch their wagon to him. The more I read about the contract, it's basically a 3 year $54M deal. All about the guaranteed money in the NFL. This allows them to draft and develop someone else. Probably not this draft, but 2015.Sorry Atticus. I'm done now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tinnitus photography Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 should the NFL consider implementing the rouge? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted January 6, 2014 Author Share Posted January 6, 2014 Sorry Atticus. I'm done now. It's ok. I just want to make sure that people truly needing help don't shy away from the thread when they come here and think it's about negotiating football contracts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Should I get the 6" or 12" sammich for lunch? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted January 7, 2014 Author Share Posted January 7, 2014 12" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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