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I learned some pretty important life lessons last week (although I should be well past any surprises):

  1. Fat clumsy oaf in a slippery shower will always lose to gravity
  2. The emergency room in a small town is MUCH more sedate than that of a large metropolitan area (i.e., no gunshot victims, no drug overdoses).
  3. When they refer to putting in Staples...they really mean STAPLES. Damn thing looked like something from Home Depot.
  4. The staples hurt more than the wound.
  5. 4.5 centimeters = c. 2 inches

My poor noggin can't take too much more...orbital floor blow out fracture in October...Six Staples in April.

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