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plasticeyeball sure has been doing a lot of lurking lately

ballpeen hammer baseball basketball ball of wax ball of confusion

if I have to hear this chic's story about how her best friend didn't come to her birthday party Saturday night, I am going to throw myself out the 25th floor window.

loud mouth trench mouth dirty mouth Cowboy Mouth shut yer mouth

no, you're an oddity!

wake up bitches!

how 'special'

beat a dead horse beat off beat a carpet with a broom beat on the brat dig that crazy beat

not if it's made with tangerine vodka

Richard Simmons Richard Kuklinsky Richard Starsky Rich Little Richard Pryor

fuck this fuck off fuck you fuck yourself fuck a monkey

donkey punch sucker punch sherbert punch Hawaiian punch PGA punch

this is amazing!

what could possibly give you that impression? why can't I just win the fucking lottery? why? why!?

perk? what is a perk?

have I said fuck lately? well FUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKK!

I didn't know that I work for a Nazi regime.

that's not what I heard.

that's nice. but how does that help me?

I desperately need to learn how to meditate.

no one told me this when I was begging for aphid elimination info a month ago.

can anyone say 'turd in a punchbowl'?