Taylor Hicks

I am not sure how much more mainstream they can get unless they want Taylor Hicks on their next album.

I'm touched, really.

Mostly because you still remember my name.

Hope the Soul Patrol was out in full force yesterday!!

I was at Lambeau last night for the Bears-Packers game, and I heard many people calling to me.

They were shouting something that sounded like "soul!" except that they were putting an extra syllable before it ... it sounded like a short "a." I am unsure what it meant.

Thank you so much, ladies!

I'm so honored that you remembered.

For my birthday, perhaps you could buy a copy of my new album? It's called Live at the Workplay Theatre.

Or maybe just let me crash on your couch for a couple of nights?

He put money over soul - he sold out.

You should never put anything above soul.

I think Justin Timberlake is dreamy...

Dear Taylor Hicks -

Is Ford Motor Company phasing you out of their Opportunities ad campaign?

Watching the Mets play the Phillies on Fox television today, I heard the unmistakable blast of brass opening the commercial I've come to love, but instead of you, I saw a bunch of assholes running into trucks and going to the beach or something. They didn't even feature your voice, nevermind your American Idol championship visage.

What's going on?

- Your biggest fan.

Have you seen Ford's financial figures? They can't afford me any more -- I'm too big a star. Consequently, I've had to change up my own promotional activities a bit.

Be sure to buy my memoir, out next year!

This thread's not big enough for the both of us, Colbert.

I miss taylor hicks. I have a question to ask him -- is it possible that this pic is even gheyer than the other one? Just asking.

 

That's my special kung fu style. Simon Cowell called it the "flailing fairy."

Thank god he's still appearing in Toyota ads.

Toyota?!?

Remember to buy a Ford!

The Ford commercial featuring that American Idol douchebag.

There are so many more important things to be peeved about ... consider the POSSIBILITIES!

...and buy a Ford!

can I buy it directly from you? and will your autograph be embossed on the front, driver side door?

That's a POSSIBILITY!

Five bucks to the first person who can photoshop that image to make it look like a bullet just hit him between the eyes.

I think I need to go run out and buy a Ford.

Please do!

POSSIBILITIES!