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Calling baab.... did you see the dancing queen reference????

Lady With Boots, all my research is like the water on your duck's back. I make little cry at this. You did not see first news I bring of this Abba segment?

 

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Friends! I have lost all my puff in fast run back from house of Olsen (Olsen is away, but I have company there, but I will speak no more of it - for as we say in Sweden, "The hills have ears!") to make news info gush for all! It is from Sheffield friends who have the pulsing finger on activity in United Kinkdom. But I find that friends here already have news! All is happy already!

 

It is fierce great coincide that Mr Jeff Tweedy is having late night with the Lady Julie Holland on the British television. Please friends, do not have the fear, Mr Jeff Tweedy has the pine love, but he is not of the Swedish way in all things! This is all reputable liaison. This is time of conference visit for me of which I already speak. So I can make back passage access if Mr Tony Margaritatime make the PM! This place of the Shepherds is good for me. They are of same good spirit all around world. I am sure to make friends there and have the stories to swap of the fierce randy nature on the cold nights, when all is whistle wild wind and wolf yelp in far distance (or is it something worse!).

 

But to research mode at once! Mr Jeff Tweedy, you have some predictability in your love of the Abba now! Ha ha! I see through your plan like the delicate nightie of the young bride, all quiver tremble in anticipate! Your love for the Abba take you to this place on three count!

 

Count number one! Lady Julie Holland had the marriage to Mr Glenn Tilbrook in group of Squeeze from past good times. This is the common knowledge for those with the nose for the music history. Mr Glenn Tilbrook is of the Abba! In concert he sing song of "Dancing Queen" (Liverpuddle, March 23 1998). Maybe Mr Jeff Tweedy plan something similar? Group of Squeeze were big group of time in Sweden. I had special dance for song of Cool For Cats (with hat containing the pork pie as was correct image at this time of Nutty Boys of England), and Professor from Stockholm tell me he always like it Up The Junction.

 

Count number two. This studio of the British Television is at Wood Lane! Can there be more theraputrid place to make the musical experience? This is omen for sure! Maybe this should be the count number one, but I have not time for the paste and cut now to make rearrange. This research is stream of consciousness flow!

 

Now is count number three. This studio has the very ghost spirit of the Abba in full strength! In December 1976 the Abba make special broadcast from this very place of Wood Lane! They are on show of Swap Shop and are standing all in canteen, where Mr Jeff Tweedy and Wilco boys will make tour after sound check for sure! Mr Jeff Tweedy, can you secrete canteen cup upon your person and send in special package to me. This would be treasure indeed for personal Abba museum located in spare bedroom. Plus extra knowledge - Wurzel boys were having appearance on very same show, so Mr Jeff Tweedy, you can take one piece of stone and make a murder of the two birds, as we say in Sweden.

 

Here I present Pics, as I know all friends enjoy Pics more than my wordyness. Interview man is the Mr Keith Chegwin. He is nasty man, and has the strange glowing jumper as in you film of "Close Encounters of the Third Kind". Maybe he make the mashed potato model at home also.

 

Here he try and make the muscle in on Lady Agnetha and invite her to share special jacuzzi in his hotel suite after end of recording. But Mr Bjorn is close by and tell this nasty man "Put down your cup and let us fight like men!". But Mr Keith Chegwin keep cup as sturdy defense and make hasty retreat with his legs either side of tail. My friends, always be careful of the Swedish man in defense of the Lady. They are like the cornered snow leopard ready to fight to death, even if it will cause tear to best dungarees, for dungarees can always be replaced friends, but manly honour is only one and cannot be found again.

 

On 10 November 1979 tha Abba return for same show, but this time Mr Benny and Mr Bjorn are wise and Lady Agnetha and Lady Frida stay in hotel to avoid the pester. And Mt Keith Chegwin is forced has banishment to carpark Ha Ha! He is replaced by the Mr Noel Edmunds.

Here is story in full for those friends with the interest:-

http://www.abbaontv.com/1979/description-swap-shop1.html

(Friends, if you have the research for footage of Abba girls jogging then please make PM. This would be dream for me for sure!)

 

Here is another appearance example at this Wood Lane! It is the special interview on release of Abba The Movie for programme of Blue Peter. Mr Jeff Tweedy, please learn skill of handle the difficult question to make appeal for all via modern media approach. I think you have much to learn. Secret of success is to be at ease - as with Mr Benny wearing favourite fur boots, and to have the furry animal on hand. This animal can make the attraction to even those who are not of your music. And if there is extra hard question or you have a tie in your tongue, just make pat on head of animal and the "Goo goo" sound to avoid answer. And all still love you and make purchase of CD on strenght of animal love alone! This is useful tip! Beloved Mr Stig taught the Abba well from early stage!

 

Here you can learn technique for defeat of all journalist.

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And this is not to mention all appearances on famous show of Top Of Pops!. Mr Jeff Tweedy, you will be in seven heavens for sure! I hope I can join with you in audience even if canteen sneeky peek is not possible for me. Please ask tour bus driver to leave gap on one side of allocated parking space so I can make the squeeze in with skidoo. If I have been of the schnapps time with other shepherdds nearby I promise I pay for repair of all paintwork!

 

Mr Jeff Tweedy, enjoy canteen! Have the special beans on toast course to celebrate (there is no need to be stingy at this time, no?). Listen to ghostly spirit of the Abba, but try to ignore ghostly gold-top rattle of the Ernie Milkman who also haunt this place after success with Number One Smash.

 

Welfare!

Your posts always make me laugh baab... Tho sometimes I do have trouble understanding what you say...

I take it you like ABBA alot, I was wondering if you and Lotti go out to see shows?

Have you ever heard of "Waterloo"? I watched them on a show that talked about ABBA, which made me think of you...

Waterloo is a ABBA tribute band from Sweden...

Have you seen them play and if so are they any good?

Lady Georgia, I happy to speak! I have the mixed feel on this subject. It is good that any who have the love of the Abba make show as expression of feeling, but from personal view I do not go to such event. I always make little cry at remembrance of times at real Abba show with the wrist scarf wave and fringe of the blow dry style. I have preference instead to make songs with friends as ourselves the Abba impersonation. It is not so difficult when lemon flares are still in wardrobe and hairbrush is easily available as microphone substitute. This is real joy of music, no? Good friend Olsen is excellent Mr Bjorn. I always am Mr Benny. Sometimes I tinkle on piano, but this is fault of sudden schnapps danger strike when in full frenzy of the re-enactment. Professor from Stockholm also has preference for Mr Benny, but he has air of your Mr Liberace with candellabra fascination and cannot make the "rum-pum-pump" in full attack vigour style on end of song of "Chiquitita". In video you see Mr Benny with big log stool! Be careful for the nasty splinter Mr Benny! This was filmed not too far from my village. Each winter we recreate snowman in special ceremony of tribute to that visit. Here is useful tip - When you can no longer sing backing vocal of "

" at full speed then you are not in fit state to be driving skidoo home from party!

 

Lady Georgia, I have heard legend of Devil paying visit to your village and being the evil soul thief with the little fiddle. Is this just legend like our troll men living under bridge on path to forest?

 

It is also my confession that the Mr Jeff Tweedy preference for the Dancing Queen is not my choice. Ha Ha! But all are happy to have the different preference under the umbrella of the Abba! That is the Swedish way!

Friends! How is all? For me summer is coming like the smooth round corner. It is happy time, unless you are an iceberg. Ha Ha! I have news for the Wilco fan and also repeat evidence of Abba love from the Mr Jeff Tweedy. Professor from Stockholm ask me to make skidoo trip to specialist newsagent for Uncut magazine. He say it is specialist import magazine for the discerning gentile. I see many strange magazine at this place, but I will speak no more of it. But by happy coincide, when I ask for this magazine, shop man make wrapping as disguise with other magazine of Uncut name, and make the little wink to me for some reason. I see name of Wilco boys on cover and inside - guess! It is the Mr Jeff Tweedy! In quadruple style!

 

He make the dirty mouth about the Mr Pete Docherty (I think Mr Jeff Tweedy miss pine influence for the sooth in Oz land - why did not Mr Frog not think to bring wood as special gift?), but he say nowt bad about Sheffield boys! Album of Blue Sky Blue even has picture of the Kes bird making flight in little tribute to the Arctic Monkey boys. They have fine sound on new album, no? All is happy time of that site of web, but never as happy as happy time here! Thanks to all! I make PM to Mr Jeff Tweedy. I tell to him conversation I have with wife Lotti. I say: "Lotti, new album of the Wilco has title Sky Blue Sky". Lotti say to me: "Lars, for Sweden release they should make special edition with Snow White Snow title. This would be fine Swedish joke! I make little puzzle to know if Mr Jeff Tweedy know we here have the twenty three words to describe the snow." Then I say to her: "But Lotti, that is nothing, remember we have forty seven words to describe the taste of asphalt!" Then we have little chuckle, but at this time she make underlying frown of dispproval at me.

 

But friends, to return to topic subject! Inside article Mr Jeff Tweedy make repetition of love for the Abba. It is fierce joy to see in print once more. And there is the little Pic of the Abba in full shiny glory! I give you the urge to purchase! I recommend! I have not had listening pleasure of the Blue Sky Blue at this time. I wait for special release party disco in our village. I have PM that tell me there is one song that is glorious for the stomp! This will be filler of floor! Can friend here tell me which is best Abba song for next as to make the smooth segueway? Once floor is full, then master DJ must keep crowd together like the expert reindeer herder! There is much to this art, even though Abba weapon of dance choice make it appear simple.

 

Also in addition to this news, for Lady With Boots I make special diversion now. But maybe it is of interest to all those who have music history zeal. This Lady has the good heart, but it is a heart without special place for the Abba. And that is not a heart in full fierce respect my friends! She is of the Zeppelin rock type. Long and hard (but this is not unusual for me as I am normal Swede, no?) I make the attempt to tame this shrew in style of the Mr William Shakingspear, but she ignore my sonnet poem, all pound of flesh and Sir Toby Belch (he is of the schnapps for sure!). She does not live on a road that has a signpost for Damascus! So, Lady With Boots, here is shock for you! The Led Zeppelin are of the Abba love too! Here I present the snip of interview on tearful close of the Abba Polar Studio. Here the interview man has the chit-chat with engineer Mr Lennart �tlund. Read how John Paul Jones send special package to Mr Benny, and Mr Jimmy Page feel special benefit atmosphere of singing with wood!

 

We sit down in the control room and Lennart �tlund finally finds a working socket for a CD-player. Proudly I pull out the surprise out of my bag, Led Zeppelin's last album "In through the out door" in a brown paper cover. Lennart was here helping to record it in December 1978. He hasn't really listened to it since then.

-They were here for three weeks, they came on a Monday and left on a Friday. I remember that they weren't allowed to stayed at Grand (Hotel), because the drummer John Bonham had a bad reputation. But they were mellow. No one recognized them when we went out. The most important thing to them was that each week they'd have a cassette to bring home to their wives, as a proof that they had been working.

He sniffs at the fact that three songs are missing on the CD. Then once again John Bonham's powerful drums echo throughout the studio.

-He sat there, in the "stone room" in front of the cloud panel. With two sets of drums, Lennart �tlund remembers. But to get the right echo effect, we moved the speaker for the base drum out to the reception and put a microphone in front of it.

He shows me the wooden room, where the guitar player Jimmy Page stood, and the soft room, the extremely dry, where Robert Plant sang what we're listening to right now.

-Oh, he really sang false there, did you hear it? But it doesn't matter. These days you can correct things like that, but the music hasn't necessarily become any more fun because of that.

We listen to another track. The next song begins with a synthesizer sound which sounds familiar. ABBA? Lennart nods.

-Led Zeppelin liked ABBA. And that is really ABBA's synthesizer, the "Does your mother know"-synthesizer. I even think that Benny got the string sound from John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin's bass- and piano player).

I call Benny back to check with him.

-This is how it was, says Benny. I had the same synthesizer as Led Zeppelin, a so-called dream machine. It was there in the studio. So John Paul Jones just brought his own sounds with him and put them in. He has a fantastic string sound which he had made. "Oh", I said, "that sounds so good, can I have it?"

-Then later I received a package in the mail with four cassettes in it. That string sound appears in many ABBA songs. I still use it quite often.

Such things are usually called music history. But I won't say it.

 

Now Lady With Boots, do you find a signpost to Damascus?

 

Friends, I sense some make the uneasy squirm at all this unnecessary with the deep metal of the Led Zeppelin type. Time for change to research! Let us continue with the Abba connection with the Mr Jeff Tweedy. You all have familiarity of story of Mr Jeff Tweedy making devious to purchase the London Calling album as young man when too youthful for exposure to the dirty mouth on this album, no? This is semen haul music influence for Mr Jeff Tweedy in rebel times of the teen angst, when all is nasty wait for ball drop and the frequent spot ointment task. What is special song on this album? It is Brand New Cadillac as made in original form by Mr Vince Taylor and his Playboys band. But my friends - here finger of fate make the strange gesture once more! It is same song as Mr Benny record with Hep Stars when in similar teenage time! Mr Benny and Mr Jeff Tweedy have the intertwining music heritage like the long laces of the winter fur boot!

 

I leave now, but I give you the little joke fact of the Abba. Triumph sensation of 1974 in Eurovision was not first attempt my friends. No! The Abba had the perseverance of the Jock Mr Robert of the Bruce when watching spider in cave evening rest (for this was in days before invention of the satellite television my friends). In previous year they also made attempt to breakthrough to world market but had the big thwart. They fail in preliminary round to decide Swedish entry for 1973 Eurovision Song Contest. As we say in Sweden, this was a blessing wearing the clothes and false beard so that you do not recognise it. For in that year, special advance in nylon technology made flare trouser and shiny cape a low cost reality for all. But I make the wander from joke fact. Here is joke fact: The Abba were beaten by duo with tune that has chorus ''Your Breasts Are Like Nesting Swallows.'

Lyric to song of Nestling Breasts

It make Eurovision final failure, but in truth it is happy summer song, and useful for the sinking lips if you are in disco event and spy the lovely lady across dancefloor making the eye at you. But, my friends, it is not the Abba by the longest piece of chalk. We all know this. From personal choice of the female form, I think song had better chance of hit if chorus was of comparison to "Nesting Ostrich". That is fine thought on which to depart. Welfare!

Mr Benny make the pose with the special Oz pidgeon. Be careful it does not make the squirt on you Mr Benny! Let us all make the "Peas of eight, peas of eight" chant in style of Mr Johnknee Depp as strenuous activity whilst making plank walk as in film of Pilates of the Caribbean. This bring health to all and cure the back problem which can put the damper on the mess around! All walk is good my friends, but walking proud with wood as plank is in best spirit for sure!

 

Lady Agnetha has the up close and parasol encounter with the Oz Womble. Underground or overground, all are wombling free in your land Mr Frog, no? This womble would make the decent mini-rug for in front of fireside, no? But I do not think there is pleasure in this hunting without challenge.

 

Here Lady Frida make plea to save the little furry from the evil Mr Richard Gere and his tunnelling activity. That is not the Swedish way to handle the little furry! Let them live natural life and die of the age old way if arctic fox does not make the pounce first! After noble life they are most suitable for fashioning of the furry bootie for the little childs. This is free tip I give to all!

 

In Pic number 4, Mr Bjorn has the entanglement with the fierce snake, all fork tongue flicker and slither creep under duvet when you least expect! It is our blessing that we have no snake infest in our land. That is the way of Swedish nightmare as in tales of giant serpent fighting with brave ancestors like in your film of The Vikings with Mr Kirk Douglas with the one eye gouge and the oar jump bravado in celebration as long boat return to homeland!

 

Happy Abba, Happy Oz! This is fierce good memory! Welfare!

Mr Frog, I happy to speak! Drought of the Wilco kind is ended! Now you have the rain of cats and dogs of the Wilco for this week! But maybe on little sad note you are one who can have the true feel of my ache pain inside for the past Abba that can no longer be, no? But now I present pics to make light mood for all.

 

 

Here is all Abba making the roo friends. Pouch is so handy I think! They are happy animal to have you identity in Oz!

 

Tell me Mr Frog, what is benefit of the eucalyptus to all in the Oz? Does it have theraputrid value as pine? Do you often make the sniff? I have interest in knowing power of this wood so far away. Koala are not so wise, no? He is all snuggle in dopey state of leaf chew all day with no predator for maintenance of the sharp instinct - that is way of nature for hunting spirit and wisdom of the heightened senses. Maybe it is false idea and pine is truly king of woods (though Professor from Sweden say that size is important so sometime I acknowledge to him secondary place of the sequoia)!

 

Please Mr Frog, make PM of all Wilco and Mr Jeff Tweedy news for research comparison with famous Abba tour. I have the crossed finger for some acknowledgement to the Abba when Mr Jeff Tweedy feel significant historical parallel. Maybe he has the little cry in encore interval in moment of weakness when remembering all from past.

 

P.S. You have success with Abba programme from the charity shop search?

All are making the joy jumps for you!

 

It is in your power! Believe!

 

Remember brain boost from the raw herring! It has fierce effect!

 

For final extra vitality boost of the special blood rush (if stomach button flash of the Lady Agnetha does not have sufficiency), Lady Agnetha make the little wink to you. My friends, we all know effect of this, no?

Much strength and vigourous nature! All in your village will notice! Maybe better if you wear the loose fit trousers for next day or two. It is the Swedish way!

I present to you here proff from PM of friend but, in truth, I am not certain. Sometimes the people with furball friends make all "Goo Goo" and have loss of marble in head when they see cat of any kind. Let me know what you believe! Is this same cat?

But, if same cat or not, other proof come to mind when I deliberate with schapps last night! Mr Jeff Tweedy make the love for your Mr Woody Guthrie, and your Mr Woody Guthrie make the love for our beauty Ingrid Bergman. It is documented on CD, or vinyl of many grams for those who prefer no? So, we have chain of love for Sweden! Let us celebrate Swedes on this site of web! Believe!

 

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You see in double vision Mr Nels making the lick squeel? No my friends! Number two is Mr Mike Watson! Believe! Mr Mike Watson is not of the spatula for sonic squeel, but for this exception they are like toupees from pod, no? It is all hearty evidence for the intellectual incest of the Abba and the Wilco!

 

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You see your Mr John Stirratt without and with beard?

No! It is Owe Sandstr

My friends, this site of web prohit too many Pics from me! I have post links only!

 

You see Mr Benny in past days before international stardom make knock knock on door? First with friends on forest lumber leisure trip, and then in seclusion all fluffy fringe of sun belch? No my friends! First it is Mr Jeff Tweedy in Uncle Two Pillow group where all are of wood intent, and second is Mr Benny when in Hepstars beat combo! This is before Mr Benny realise full benefit of double feminine throat. The Uncle Two Pillow also try to make happy music for all with "No Depression" revival. They make fierce attempt, but this path has ultimate doom - it is big lesson from Mr Benny and Mr Bjorn to all in music business - the dual female throat and the frequent cymbal is essential for the happy sound!

 

 

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You see the the Mr Mikael in studio slavery and then in act of little shock! No my friends! It is Torbj

My friends, I receive many PM from the nubiles who join in recent times and have no noodle to make search of archive of this happy site of web. So, as way of thanks for new friendship I make present of best pics for start of research hobby of the Abba and the Wilco from previous times. Sorry to make the little dome of the boar in repeating for others friends! I also leave the explanation from time of first posts - all clues are vital!

 

First I present research I make of side projection. Here influence of the Abba extend to the Awesome Fence combo also. You see Mr Pat and Mr John in full colorful and then in the sombre? No my friends! it is the Mr Bjorn and Mr Benny in days of grayness before invention of the sequin!

 

 

Here is sad times for the Abba and the Wilco. I find strange coincide. You see the Lady Agnetha with double display of short and curly? No my friends! Short and curly pic number one belong to the Mr Jay Bennett. I always take display of short and curly from Lady Agnetha as first sign of Abba breakup. It is not the Swedish way! And Mr Jay Bennett cause same poor atmosphere in Wilco with his hairy attitude. Perm is not harmonius for international stardom! Believe!

You might be lucky Baab! According to Wilcoworld.net Wilco's playing Somerset, England May 15 for the ATP festival which they just got voted into. More dates to come?

Mr Kalle, I happy to speak! Yes my friend, there is happy mishap for me. There is always joyful destiny outcome for those who put faith in the power of the Abba and pine philosophy. Believe! United Kinkdom journey will be like fierce adventure of Odysseus, but with skidoo and more schnapps, and maybe not the frilly skirt with the bronze leg greaves. I have fear of chaffing outbreak on delicate Swedish meatballs when on skidoo saddle for so long (though this could be fashionable look for the Jockland, no? Maybe I bring supply of the blubber fat to sooth this problem with the slime lube if customs man allow import). I do research on site www.tasteofashphaltaroundworld.se and learn that the Somerset is home of the fiery scrump drink from the apple crush. I must taste for the full experience on trip for sure. Mr Jeff Tweedy will not have this experience after too much dislike for taste of the asphalt. This is small shame, but I can understand this way, for in thruth my friends, when in roadside in morning it is rare to have the happy dawn after a night of the schnapps beverage indulgence. The asphalt tongue is nasty nasty! Only when receiving awakening from all over facial lick from favourite husky as way of revival is there pleasant start to day. But too often husky see chance to repay owner for too much time in winter doghouse with chain on neck and make the leg cock when owner is in state of no defense! This is why I give much preference to the hygenic reindeer my friends. Also, they do not have jealousy problem if you like to make the mess around with other partners. That is the Swedish way!

 

My friends, I have the full puzzle why Mr Jeff Tweedy want to make the Somerset pilgrimage. I have bad head full of ponder for long time. Then I make research breakthrough! I present proof to you! It is well known how Mr Benny in early days of Hepstars make model of that sound on Hairman's Hairmits and such of the English pop combo. At same time Mr Bjorn was more of folky rustic sound with Hootenanny Singers, all straw in hair and fast running fingers along organ being pumped in hand. And what English music make influence for Mr Bjorn at this time? - it is cult first stirrings of Wurzels Somerset boys ciderdelic sound! All grow in fame together until they both have number one chart smash of United Kinkdom in hot summer of 76. Tha Abba have the Fernando, and the Wurzel boys have similar song of country heartbreak with song of "Combine Harvester". This is heavy mystical coincide! It is well known that Mr Jeff Tweedy and the Lady Wilco has Hairman's Hairmits fascination. I present my favourite song from this band. Of course, my friends, you can see why. It is the plaintive homage to the busty substances and the milk! And Professor from Stockholm like very early cultural reference to gay queen also.

 

No milk today, my love has gone away

The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn

No milk today, it seems a common sight

But people passing by don't know the reason why

 

How could they know just what this message means

The end of my hopes, the end of all my dreams

How could they know the palace there had been

Behind the door where my love reigned as queen

 

No milk today, it wasn't always so

The company was gay, we'd turn night into day

 

But all that's left is a place dark and lonely

A terraced house in a mean street back of town

Becomes a shrine when I think of you only

Just two up two down

 

Last line is most pleasant subtle image of busty substances released from bra prison incumberance to make the natural way. Let us make contemplate on this image for some moments my friends as little time of peace in busy day.

 

And breath out my friends, for now we are back on research trail in full force! So, all is clear in links with the Abba so far, no? But where is link between Mr Jeff Tweedy and Wurzel boys I hear you make shout (apart from having the uncontrolled hair in style of backwards pull out through the hedge, or the very haystack of the spikey). Mr Jeff Tweedy make the game with us in spymaster George Smiley style all steely soul and tinkering with the tailor and soldier. He does not make easy journey of musical discovery for us! Only with the dedicated ear and the sturdy stomping boots can we follow his lead! Just as in way of the Abba! My friends, research tell me that song of Melanie "Brand new key" is many times played at end of the Wilco concert. Here is Mr Jeff Tweedy making the toy with us! This is tune Wurzel boys use for smash hit! He give clue to further rich musical discovery!

 

COMBINE HARVESTER (BRAND NEW KEY)

 

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night

(ooh aah ooh aah)

I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet

(ooh aah ooh aah)

Now something's telling me

That you'm avoiding me

Come on now darling you've got something I need

 

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together

In perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

An' you got forty-three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

 

She made I laugh ha ha

 

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need

We'll 'ave twins and triplets

I'm a man built for speed

And you know I'll love you darlin'

So give me your hand

But what I want the most

Is all they acres of land

 

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together

In perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

An' you got forty-three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

 

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

 

For seven long years I've been alone in this place

Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace

Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind

I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime

 

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together

In perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

An' you got forty-three

Now I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

 

Who loves ya baby ha

 

Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance

I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants

In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand

We had our photos took and us holding hands

 

Now I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me

Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me

Coz I got a brand new combine harvester

An' I'll give you the key

 

Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land

 

Oh my friends, I am so happy to share the unlocked puzzle with you! This is happy research stint for sure and all is made while the worth! And it is also such sweet song of the lovey dovey for all those who have the romance at this time with the $5 card from corner shop with big red heart. Maybe this is second only to the song of Ernie the Milkman from the Mr Benny Hill as lonesome sonnet of everlasting love - from the grave and with full milk background to add to interest.

 

It is time to make pics!

 

 

Here is Murzel boys in prime! And to this day they make the shows - I make little cry that this is not the same for the Abba my friends.

 

 

Lotti make me present this pic of modern day Wurzel in live frenzy. She like this figure with the belly pot for the loving handles very much. She has worry that Mr Jeff Tweedy is the anoraks hick boy now, but I tell her "Lotti, Mr Jeff Tweedy take up the recreational forestry as I suggest in PM. We all know benefit of working all day with wood in hand". And Lotti say to me "Yes Lars, all we Swedes know this well, and I am so lucky that you retain the fat pot as I prefer". Also my friends, make the special note of string tie on the trouser knee as preventative for the swift rat in the barn! This is international symbol of the country nature. I have too! I have already feeling of bonding with Somerset men for sure! Tomorrow will be all fierce stomp party at this place indeed!

 

(Dear Admins of this site of web - I make the apology if this pic of Wurzel man is in wrong place. Please move to RSBF if you feel the necessary.)

 

Oh my friends, all this research has made the drain on me. And now I hear Lotti calling for daily ration so I must go! Sometimes even the very Swede man has the loss of appetite for the sexy (though it is only when the moon is of a blue colour, as we say. Ha Ha! I make Swedish joke with you!). Welfare!

 

P.S. Mr Jeff Tweedy - can you pump the organ in hand? I have a hope. It would be the very climax of the auntie, all "my how you've grown" and sloppy kiss of the smudged lipstick and the strange smell, if this is not so after all my research.

Mr Jeff Tweedy, all tour news is brewing. In early part of summer I will be in United Kinkdom to attend bi-annual conference of International Arctic Hunter and Fisherman Society in mighty village of London. This is fierce new environmental experience for me - all in surroundings of Mr Big Benny, the Cock-Knees with "Crash bang wallop what picture!" ritual, and jolly Copper making the beat in jovial style all creaky boot and polished helmet. I look forward much! At this conference I make special presentation on my secrets of icehole technique! (I send pics if you enjoy! Please PM for pics). So, I will have skidoo and be full equipped to be on trail of the Wilco tour if it is happening at this time. Is there coincide? If so, please tell driver of Wilco bus to make careful drive on road as skidoo is not so high speedy, and rear light has problem since I have accident with reindeer when in rutting frenzy last fall (this was caused by mistake of identity on my part I must make admittance to you, as I was in most fierce rutting frenzy from time when Lotti was in bad mood with me and was making withhold of marrital duties, plus special friend Olsen's wife was away on holiday, but I will speak no more of it). Have assurance that if I see tour bus first I will make the full horn to you as warning. Mr Jeff Tweedy, would you like to visit very special queen in this country during stay? Professor from Stockholm tell me he can arrange it! Lotti much prefer the sweet Laddie Di in designer gown with all shy dipped head style, but for my view queen is superior with wisdom and poise of the great old walrus for sure! I also have wonder if you plan visit to the Jockland. I have research to make in Glasgow, as made famous in Abba song of Super Trooper - of course you have the familiarity. These Jocks have some outdoor parties with the tossing of the big wood and men all going in commando style with the stripey tart skirt and patting of the buttocks to the passing foreign intruder. Professor from Stockholm ask me to make pics. My research indicate that you have the Jock hairytage Mr Jeff Tweedy. I still look for the proof of this. Do you have the special family tart with sporran dangle and the woad pot?

 

Mr Jeff Tweedy, even though I try to make holiday in your tour at this time, I am not the stalk man to jump out on you like the wily arctic fox on the poor little rabbit making innocent heather nibble. There is no need for you to be having your tender things on hooks at all times. You can pleasure me if I see you in street only - without any disturbance from my part. If you wish for warning you can make the sniff - if you detect the herring air, then I am in vicinity! Believe! But first Mr Jeff Tweedy, make sure that you have not had nocturnal seepage from previous sleep when making the subconscious reenactment of private living room show with Lady Agnetha and Lady Frida. I know this problem well! Such an accident can make confusion with herring aroma if you have no luxury of the fresh wire-fronts each day (I do not know if Mr Tony Margaritatime manage fresh wire-front provision to all the Wilco boys each day - this would be good entry for the rider list of presents, no?). At suggestion of Professor from Stockholm I can recommend the PVC sheets - you can make all fresh in swift wipe clean style in morning. Often my wife Lotti say to me: "Oh Lars, these PVC sheets make me sweat like the very pig!". And I say "Lotti, you say the most sweet things to make me love you even more!" and we spend next half hour tumbling in rubber all squeek squeek and elbow burns! This is second bonus benefit of the PVC for sure!

 

Mr Jeff Tweedy, can I make PM to Mr Tony Margaritatime about back passage access at concert? It is possible? What is policy of Wilco for sparkly costume in audience at the Wilco show? Will it make too much distration for you and cause the unexpected notes of the bum? Maybe I should make the tone down of personal style and just have lemon flares without shiny cape and accessories? I wait for advice from management team on this issue of import.

 

I have double excitement at this time of new albums, not only for the Wilco. All is wild at Arctic Monkeys site of web. There is full lashing back in effect from all sides at dawn of second album difficulty for Sheffield boys. There is much of the dirty mouth there and I spend much time making the sooth for all. Being Admin at such place is fierce toil and needs the thick skin and the back of a duck for the easy water pour, but as we say in Sweden : "If you want to make a bone break in me then it is recommended to use a stick or a stone, because the words alone have no dead tree mental effect". It is such peace and relax contrast to have a durable member registered at this happy place! It is the very virtual Swedish internet-sauna for the unwind! Are you all in this mood and in stark bollock style repose like me when connecting with top of lap? Thanks to all for participate in this style! I have many invites to stay in Sheffield when in United Kinkdom. This is all as way of thanks for special packages sent and pine philosophy teachings! It will be true dream to visit the land of the "Kes" and make the northern speech all "stupid bugger" and "dirty slag" when flying the little hawks with new friends. This is unity power of the music as power for good of all as the Abba first demonstrate! If I have the possibility I will also make trip to the Liverpuddle for the Beatless pillgrimace route. Mr Benny was big fan of Mr Paul MyShoppingCartKnee at time of Hepstars formation, so it is proper thing to do for me for continue full Abba research. Also, beloved Mr Stig make some study of technique of the Mr Boy George Martini. But what shame for Beatless that they never make greatest breakthrough. Poor Mr Boy George Martini was never making the Abyss Road all internal pine palace! Beatless sound is ruined by this oversight! Mr JohnKnee Leanon had desire and even make song of Norwegian Wood as plea to make this change, but Mr Boy George Martini was all in stingy mood of the Jock and not spend cash! Why Mr JohnKnee Leanon make mistake of request for Norwegian wood I do not know. Yes my friends, it is good, but not as good as the Swedish pine for sure. Believe! Norway people are close brothers for Swedes, but they are too much under the Danish influence! They loose touch with true wood instinct and power of pine inspiration. Mr Jeff Tweedy, my research show that you often make Abyss Road centre for the mastering of Wilco music. Please request the pine switch to match Loft environment! For good of future of the Wilco and as homage to the beloved Mr Stig! It is in your power! Remember in Kongsberg visit to tell all those who come to you with wood in hand "No my friends, I appreciate your thought and idea of special package gift, but I am only of the pure Swedish way in these things!". Norway wood can be for useful practise of the whittle technique, but it is not for the permanent momento with theraputic value. Do not waste strict airline baggage allowance with this inferiority! That is my advice Mr Jeff Tweedy.

 

Mr Jeff Tweedy it is time for me to take away my log from this happy place today - I wish you all best until maybe we can meet and have chance to make the "stick it in family, stick it in family, stick it in family album" chant in London central parts while minding the gap and vandalising the special red phone box in full Sheffield style! Welfare!

Fierce Joy to all friends on site of this happy web from Lars and Lotti!

 

Here is me in moment of mind ponder - no doubt I am considering choice for next listen: for deep dark mystery of The Visitors or party stomp of Voulez-Vous. It is always a time of puzzle. I think you know it well my friends!

is that you, jeff?

Mr Frog, this is not the Mr Jeff Tweedy, though I make the PM with him once and we exchange packages when postman is not too nasty (with signed guitar of splendour for friend Olsen as big highlight). It is some time since he make visit in this direction, and from before time of my research into the Wilco and debt of influence by the Abba. I am the nubile on this site of web as you say, no? Here is most strange pic from my research. I have the scratched head for sure at this sight:-

 

Is young Mr Jeff Tweedy in this pic on second of right? Did he make runaway in teenage stowaway style to follow the Abba on this tour? It is a great distance from the Middle West for a youth all lonesome! Your Mr Greek Kot fail in full research in his book on this fierce influence stage of Mr Jeff Tweedy musical development. Was he in full adoration of the Abba at this time, or just of the youth crush for the Lady Agnetha and the Lady Frida (I know this well my friends from experience of my person Ha! Ha! It was same for all youth of the red blood at this time, no? All except Professor from Stockholm perhaps.) How did Mr Jeff Tweedy get the back passage access and also sneaky peek with the Prime Minister of the Ozland? He must have been the excellent stalk man for sure! Even Natalia would be making the gawp at such technique! Is he asking question on song of "Hole In Your Soul"? (while your Lady Caughtknee Love is still oven bun babe?) Answer words of Mr Benny could make shape of direction for sound of the Yanknee Hotel Foxtrot album, no? This is one of the moments of the semen haul in history! And with deju view in later film of the Wilco if I have the true remembrance - only with foot having the other shoe on it for Mr Jeff Tweedy face the barrage of the fan types! I have a hat taken off to you Mr Jeff Tweedy for this Abba moment! Please make bean spillage of all experience as present to Abba Fan Club. I can make the summary and PowerPoint presentation for all at next annual conference. It is dream of all fans to have such knowledge of the insider! You are the lucky lucky bar steward for sure!

 

I have much research to do on this new toe pick. Please PM friends if you can make help for me. I appreciate! Welfare!

I make great apologies to be boy who takes bubble and bursts it, however you have been making math wrong. It is a glorious 30th anniversary, it being 2007 and tour being in 1977.

 

I am hoping no offenses were made, but correctness in all things is good.

My friend, you are truly of the mathematical! Maybe you would make the differentiation with the Professor from Stockholm sometime? I can arrange it! He pass much time making the juggling figures. It is not for me to have this mind. I make big foot in my mouth with this sum, no? I am more of the country bumpkind, with the rough hands from handling of the wood all day. I make thanks for your correction! It is proper to have the facts for honour of Mr Benny and Mr Bjorn! That is without forget to the dual female throats! I can make special package to you as way of thanks. You have the herring palate? Please PM if you are of the herring palate. Welfare!

Mr Frog, I happy to speak! I share little joy with you! You pleasure me with your delight, and I do not want to make the bubble burst for you, but Mr Jeff Tweedy is not making special visit to the UnderDown only for your account and perseverance in long suffering style all "Strewth" with the cork dangle shake of head. It is to make the little pilgrimage on 20th anniversary of most famous tour. I make present of summary details of benefit to all:-

 

http://phenomenon.abba-world.net/tour/tour.htm

 

P.S. Mr Frog - Do you find souvenir programme from '77 tour yet in rummage of all charity shop of the Oz? Can it be little project for you? It would make great swap if I send you special package? This would be my dream! Welfare Mr Frog!

Great pics, and Jeff's looking healthy and spiffy.

It is benefit of pine therapy for sure my friends! Make time for the sniff for you also! Believe!

I make little cry this day.

Mr Jeff Tweedy! I extra happy to speak on this day! Now we are friends who share special package I wish you fierce joy on day of berth. On such a day I often make lay on couch in foetup position and remind of early experience when dear mother listen to Hootenanny Singers and Hep Stars while I am still oven bun babe. It is good that I have not boots at that time no? Or I am making beloved mother blue and black from inside! Ha Ha! Mother is to thank for first exposure to the Mr Benny and the Mr Bjorn! Praise for mothers! But that is story of milk for another time and I will speak of it no more. So Mr Jeff Tweedy, you have one more ear of life exposure in this mighty world. You have head that develop from extra experience of the Abba music, which must be good thing for next album, no? I present some power wisdom from Mr Benny and Mr Bjorn that is most appropriate at such time as this day:-

 

Lovers live a little longer, baby

You and me, we got a chance to live twice

Lovers live a little longer, ain't that nice

 

It is indeed most nice, and generous of Mr Benny and Mr Bjorn to share this teaching to us all! It is well known that there is nothing to compare with receiving fantastic experience of head from Mr Benny and Mr Bjorn! Believe!

 

So Mr Jeff Tweedy, happy day of berth! Enjoy with Lady Wilco and familiar! I send you double set of vibrations from Sweden!

(It is always harmonious to stare at wood when making contemplate of the Abba my friends!)

 

I make present from Tubular site of web. Let us celebrate with Abba dance party! Enjoy Mr Jeff Tweedy! (perhaps you learn how to make best video style for the Wilco also - believe!)

 

Lovers Live a Little Longer (Here is quote - proof!)

 

(Lady Agnetha makes the sexy wink! My wife Lotti learn this technique to make me have the very jelly knees!)

 

(Favourite fierce joy for me my friends!)

 

One of Us (Oh my friends, I make little cry with this. But I survive!)

 

Knowing Me Knowing You (I make more drip with this melon colony interlude. Let us get back to the rock!)

 

(This is from film of Abba The Movie with appearance of stalk man journalist and all special effect to make blown up mind! Special pleasure of guitar solo for sure!)

 

Waterloo (With biggest silver boots and power chord from Mr Bjorn! From live performance at Brighton England when Sweden win the Eurovision prize! Mr Stig is artistic director conducting orchestra! This is history moment when all Europe fall under Abba spell!)

 

SOS (Mr Benny does the one hand tinkle and Lady Agnetha and Lady Frida have the feline wardrobe!)

 

(Here is famous lyrics of subconsciousness stream!)

 

Does Your Mother Know (Let us all make the timely stomp together! It is Mr Bjorn with rare throat delivery! This is unique arrangement in fierce metal style!)

 

Honey Honey (Here are very best boots, the ladies have the breath heavily segment, and Mr Bjorn has power cape!)

 

Honey Honey (I repeat same song just for view of blue all one pieces!)

 

Mamma Mia (The Lady Frida has the belly button peek and Italian linguistical!)

 

Dancing Queen (This is favourite of Professor from Stockholm!)

 

When I kissed the teacher (This is good song, but video is in ruins due to poor wardrobe, as the Abba attempt break into market of America. They forget Swedish charm and there is too little sparkle!)

 

Under Attack (More of the blending double throat!)

 

Money Money Money (I do not share this sentimental view! I am man of free love! Except for one time in Stockholm I already speak to you of. It is the Swedish way!)

 

(From famous Australia tour! Little glimpse of the live cacophony frenzy!)

 

Kisses OF Fire (These are the kisses after too much of the spicey schnapps! Beware! Lady Agnetha makes the solo start!)

 

(Here is disco spectacular!)

 

(Make disco segway continuation!)

 

Tivedshambo (Here is special treat of native tongue! Mr Benny is pumping the organ in hand and all the Abba make the Swedish as tribute to Mr Stig!)

 

Chiquitita (All is sad in snow until the rump-pump-pah of Mr Benny piano spectacular!)

 

Fernando (More tearful song, for the Abba is not just the brash bouncing my friends! Also, have not fear, the Abba are not on fire!)

 

I Have A Dream (Here is live presentation with appearance of the childs of London! I too always have little dream whenever I cross a stream my friends!)

 

Angel Slipping Through My Fingers (Here is song of the view on child growing up and leaving nesting house. The Lady Agnetha has many solo emotional presentations, and this is glimpse into that future, but now is time for only Abba!)

 

The Day Before you Came (Sad final time for the Abba, but good chance to make the snog with girl who is having eyeful of you at end of disco! With luck you can make the under jumper move!)

 

Even my research cannot find 'Hole In My Soul' and 'Move On'. I have great urge to make present to you these two songs but I have the solid thwart!

 

S.P. Mr Jeff Tweedy, at next meeting of Official Fan Club of the Abba, I will make question if Mr Benny and Mr Bjorn make inclusion of reindeer love in their head wisdom. This could make big double difference to my expectant life according to their prediction - but it is the nature when on lonely duty of the herd, no? (Mr Jeff Tweedy, please do not tell my wife Lotti of this little persuasion!).

 

S.S.P. My friends, even on happy day of berth I make little research to make present here. You see Mr Benny smoking the chain at Abba peek and in early time of Hep Stars with short hairy crop and precipitous fag dangle? No my friends! Second pic is Mr Jeff Tweedy in days before he make rejection of the dirty fag! It is in his power! Do not worry! His alveoli are now the airy sack of the super clean freshness! No more hacking throat all tar tickle drip! This is also additional true way to add to expectant life my friends - and is more easy for you than finding reindeer in your big village, no? Mr Jeff Tweedy is fierce wise in this action. He too gives excellent head experience to share with all fans in Mr Benny and Mr Bjorn generous style! Believe! The dirty fag was vice number two for Mr Benny. Even the Abba are not the pure saints all marching in trombone style. They are the human with the foible like all. Vice number one for Mr Benny was secret admire for the extreme deadly rival Boney M. The Boney M make full use of sequin weapon and sparkle boots in their chart attack, but the song of 'Girl with Brown Ring' is not the subject for international smash hit family appeal and associated marketing adventure of the school pencil case and lunch box for the tasty snack. In this they make big mistake in audience share targeting. It is lucky that the Boney M did not have strategy power of beloved Stig behind them, no?

 

S.S.P. My friends, do not ask me of lost lyrics to final album of the ABBA, but I make little piss in your ear - they are saved from soggy ruin! Mr Tony Margarina has secret plan. He put special prohibition on me to have the seal lips on this subject, so I can speak no more of it. I do not like the seal lips my friends - there is so much of the whisker quiver tickle, it is like kissing man fellow, although the herring breath gives some pleasure to make compensate! Ha ha! But Professor from Stockholm tell me he likes the seal lips very much - I do not understand his southern way of the academicals my friends. He always ask me to make visit to his ivory tower. Now I must make scarce with myself before Mr Tony Margarina make spy on me making the bean spillage with you! It is at time like this I miss special trained protection of Natalia!

 

Welfare!