twirm

we were supposed to get 5-8 inches of snow yesterday...

instead we got a big fat nothing.

i refuse to vote on this thread.

the tronz won't tell me who to vote for.

I hope you were referring to the article.

actually...no, i wasn't.

from Charolotte Observer -

 

"Former Fox Charlotte meteorologist Mark Mathis is sitting out the forecasts for a few weeks. His station..the Betty Ford Clinic. He thinks he may not be back on the air until the Super Bowl ..."

don't confuse me

i don't remember saying i was good at weather

God I love where i live!

"Butthash"

 

that's the best part!!

i heard one of the side effects is bad breath..

ya don't say!

huffing fermented poop and pee fumes from a balloon sounds like an excellent time to me!!

has anyone heard of this disgusting drug? is it real? enlighten me plz.

You gonna use part of that to buy me a Skylab shirt?

skylab shmylab...im gonna spend it on booze and blow. you know, something that will really help boost the economy.

what about my $600?

I'm at work so missed the whole thing. Did he mention the $600 bucks he owes me?

you should be glad you can't get that t-shirt.

i hope it lands on my toe

that's probably your "action doll", isn't it?

Is your name Doug?

sry, no doug here.

Well, technically it wasn't his dog. It was the neighbor's dog. Which explains everything.

speaking of dogs...

http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/savage...r_of_the_day_19

pretty much off the subject, but this was posted in our local news/zine this past week...

BBC, punk. You need a few more posts before you start questioning my sources.

the almighty has spoken!

where are you getting your information? i don't believe this for a second. gonna need more proof.

The oven? I hope you do not eat her cooking.

we didn't do much cooking back then. it was in college.

I will piss anywhere. I used to piss in a laundry sink back when I lived in my old man's house in the days when he didn't have a downstairs bathroom. Initially it was a drunk-only activity, but following a little musing it soon became a regular deal.

 

People are way too uppity 'bout shit, in general.

i know a girl who pees in the oven when she's blackout drunk. she's also been known to pee in the dishwasher. she would wake up and think that she just tried to wash dishes when she got home because of the puddle on the floor...we had to tape her doing it to prove anything to her.

5'8"

female

i miss my records