babydoll

Best April fools joke ever: replace all of the mirrors in someone's house with fun house mirrors and then murder them in their sleep.

Everyone knows how to make meth now, stop putting it on television.

Every zombie movie is about a breakdown of order. We are all zombies.

Sushi gives me amnesia

life would be different if you only owned one shirt

Robin Williams is as funny as he is annoying. Truly a comedy conundrum.

I would like to have the arms of a t-rex for a little while

I will not sit in this chair until it stops snowing. http://t.co/xHT3V9Qe

Saying, " I am a disciple of Charles Manson" is not always a good conversation starter

Hell is chrome

Poop is the new black

Can't wait for 2013

Breaking bad is the wire of crystal meth cooking