large swords, music, steroids, barbarism, bongs with heads shaped like presidents, copy editing, the vagaries of solar weather, William Blake, incense, laser beams, thaumaturgy, onanism, boobies, V8 engines, medieval torture devices, beatdowns, strap-ons, literature, sunburns, 70s music, 70s pornography.<br /><br />I am a placid and gentle soul, with a demon trapped inside that makes me write such angry things.
