Gucci Crew - "Fuddy Duddy"

[PopTodd]

I used to have this on a mixtape that I got from a friend back in 89 or so.

Just a fun, fun song.

Stupid. But fun.

 

As a refresher, here are the lyrics:

 

FUDDY DUDDY, WE HATE'S TO STUDY

WE DON'T BOTHER PEOPLE WHEN WE EAT OUR NUTTY BUDDYS

WE'RE, JUST SOME GUYS THAT ROCK THE MIC

AND WHEN WE ROCK 'EM ON THE MIC, WE ROCK THE MIC RIGHT!

 

FOR ALL Y'ALL THINK THAT YOU'RE TOO COOL

I WANNA SEE YOU STUDY AND TO STAY IN SCHOOL

BUT THAT'S COOL WHEN YOU COL' THE LONELY CONDITION

BUT, WE CREATE, CUZ THAT'SA MY ADMISSION

SO LISTEN UP TO WHAT I SAY

CUZ THIS TYPA SH** IT HAPPENS EVERY DAY

 

I WOKE UP AROUND 4 O'CLOCK THIS MORNIN'

GAVE MYSELF A (hawks a loogy & spits)

LIKE EVERY MORNIORNIN

 

WENT TO THE OUTHOUSE TO WASH UP

THERE WAS SOME MUD ON MY FACE MY HANDS WERE ON MY BUTT

THERE WAS A, PIECE OF GLASS ON THE FLOOR

I SAID WHO IS THE ONE THAT THE PEOPLE ADORE

THERE WAS A GIGGLE WIGGLE

3 SECONDS THAT LASTED

THE GLASS SAID IT AINT YOU YOU DIRTY BASTARD

 

BUT THATS TRUE

THATS WHY I NEVER EAT MUCH MEAT

SO THEN I WASH OFF THE MUD AND BRUSH MY TWO TEETH

I USE A RAID ROACH SPRAY CUZ I LOVE THE SMELL

THEN I PIC SOME DIRT FROM MY FINGERNAILS

THREE WEEKS LAST SINCE I CLEANED MY ASS

TOOK OFF MY CLOTHES SO I COULD TAKE A BUBBLE BATH

VERY A WET WERE MY BODY AND HAIR

THREW ON MY 12 YEAR OLD UNDERWEAR

 

THAT'S HOW YOU GET ATHELETE'S FEET

FUDDY DRESS IS HOW I LIKE TO

THREW ON MY OLD CLOTHES AND MY FREAKY OLD SOCKS

 

WENT OUT THE SHACK CAME BACK OH NO

WENT BACK IN TO EAT...MY JELLO

 

LATER ON (ON) I RAN BEHIND A BUS

I BUMPED INTO MY OLD FRIEND GUS WHO WAS A LUSH

THIS WAS A GUY WHO LOVED TO DRINK

SO IS SAID WHAT'S WRONG CUZ HIS BREATH WAS STINK

 

HE SAID UH OH VIC ITS NOT ALL BECAUSE OF YOU

YOU KNOW VIC I'M FEELING SORT OF BROKE AND BLUE

BUT VIC, DO YOU HAVE A DIME?

SO I CAN GO AND BUY SOME WINE

WILD IRISH ROSE

THUNDERBIRD MAKES ME SPIT STRAIGHT THROUGH MY NOSE

CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME MONEY BEFORE THE STORE CLOSE?

 

UM HM, NOW WHAT WAS I TO DO

HE'S CRYIN FOR SOME MONEY AND I'M FEELING BLUE

I SAID AH DON'T FEAR SLICK RICK IS HERE!

HERE IS A DOLLAR TO GO BUY A BEER

 

HE WENT TO THE DOOR AND KICKED THE DOOR DOWN

THE MAN INSIDE SLAMMED HIM ON THE GROUND

PUNCHED HIM IN HIS BELLY STEPPED ON HIS FEET

LEFT POOR GUS ON THE COLD CONCRETE

 

THE GUY WAS SMALL, HE WASN'T VERY TALL

THE TAG ON HIS SHIRT SAID HIS NAME WAS PETER PAUL

I TRIED TO MAKE HIM STOP I SAID STOP AND LET HIM LAY

HE SAID HE KICKED THE DOOR DOWN, NOW WHO'S GONNA PAY?

HE JACKED ME UP, UP BY THE SHIRT

SO I JACKED HIM UP BACK AND WE ROLLED THROUGH THE DIRT

BUT HE GRABBED ME SOMEPLACE

HE GRABBED ME TOO FAST

AH LET ME TELL YOU TFS HE GRABBED ME ON MY...

 

HE SAID WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME SOME PLAY

AND WE CAN GO TO MY HOUSE TODAY

AND IF YOU GIVE ME THAT OK

I'LL LET YOU BUCKAROO ME THE SAME WAY

VICKY VICKY VICKY CAN'T YOU SEE

SOMEHOW YOUR WALK JUST HYPNOTIZE ME

AND I JUST LOVE THE WAY YOU SHAKE

OH MCV YOU WALK LIKE A SMALL EARTHQUAKE

 

HE WENT ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

THE GUY'S BEEN AROUND BEFORE JESUS WAS BORN

I SAID I GIVE UP I TRIED TO RUN AWAY

I SAID YOU CAN'T HAVE ME CUZ I'M NOT ***

HE SAID YES YOU ARE MADE ME START CRYIN

I SEZ I'M NOT *** HE YELLED STOP LYIN!

I SEZ I'M NOT, GO ASK MY MOTHER

WITH A 12 INCH **** I COULD NEVER BE YOUR LOVER

 

Anyone remember it?

Have it?

[howdjadoo]

Way too Fuddy

 

http://www.imeem.com/daven/music/QF63QP3M/gucci-crew-ii-fuddy-duddy/

 

[PopTodd]

Way too Fuddy

 

http://www.imeem.com/daven/music/QF63QP3M/gucci-crew-ii-fuddy-duddy/

 

 

YES!

That's it!

 

Not a "great" song by any means, but it brings me back.

So much fun.

 

Thanks!