pillowy star

We were just about to leave the building site this late afternoon when Silvio (the main guy) said "oh the painters are there".Me, running outside: "you're gonna paint our house red, yeah!?!"Painter, straight-faced: "ummm.... nooo.... we've only got smurf-blue in the van?!?"Me, faint: "No! No! It's supposed to be RED!!! You can't do that!! Not smurf-blue!!"Painters: [pissing themselves laughing]Me, slightly embarrassed: "bloody men :("Oh well. One heart attack more or less doesn't real...