Deni

I have great fantasies about Halle Berry. They usually involve beating her with a baseball bat....

jeez....what can i do to make up for that?

You don't wanna know.

OK ... how about me and Lisa Kudrow?

 

Oh wait. That's me who could use a sandwich.

Kudrow, now you're talkin'! Hubba hubba

Jennifer Aniston on this month's GQ cover.

She looks like she could use a sandwich.

Yeah true, I was thinking more about what she says than how she says it though.

Must be an English thing. Who is she? She looks like a porn star. Which is fine, but these days it seems like the chicks that should just be porn stars have record contracts instead.

She even looks good when she's not trying to.

 

You realize this officially makes you a dirty old man, right?

Although not nearly as much as this made me (and Timothy Hutton) one:

sarah silverman is my dream girl

Because she talks about farting all the time, right?

Oooooh, I love Sarah in glasses.

It's an illusion I bet. Boobs-n-mirrors.

It has been a long time since Labyrinth.

I'd never seen that pic of Jennifer Connelly before.

Neither have I. When did her boobs get so big?

yeah... though I'm not sure I'm all that interested in her acting ability...

There once was a time that bad actresses knew their proper place in the world and just did porn. Ah, the good old days. I blame Traci Lords for changing it.

I was sooooooo happy she finally wasn't on 24 last season. Every week in the first three seasons I kept praying for her to get killed off.

Worst actress ever.

Lyndsay. I love her.

I'd love to punch her.

the most stunningly gorgeous women i've ever seen

Too bad neither of them can act for shit.

she is like a fine wine really

Completely agree. The definition of classy lady.

Tracee Miller from Blanche HAS to be in this thread.

 

And she is so nice too. I sat at the bar at TT The Bears talking to her during the entire Ditty Bops set before Blanche went on. An absolutely lovely person.