Stephen Colbert

I'm a simple man with a simple mind. I hold a simple set of beliefs that I live by. Number one, I believe in America. I believe it exists. My gut tells me I live there. I feel that it extends from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and I strongly believe it has 50 states.

I fully support you "Soul Patrol" nothing is more American than singing songs that all Americans know all the words to. We need to make an album together of 42 tracks of us singing the National Anthem, Now that is what every American needs in their cd player. We are not here to base things on facts. We all no facts have a liberal bias. I saw a bear trying to sell me toilet paper therefore I refuse to buy that product and so should other members of the Colbert Nation. If you are not a part of the solution you are part of the problem and that is what the bears want.

I would never buy a product promoted using man eating beasts. I rather wipe my posterior with bark then by using a bear endorsed product. Supporting bear promoted products is unAmerican.