captain obvious

It is 2011 in Mississippi.

But teams are using guys like Ken Griffey [...] as their DHs.

No, they aren't.

you live up to your name. Thanks for sharing.

"Both" implies two people.

I thought they both should have received suspensions. Mota for being a tool, Prince for being insane, and Torre for being an asshole.

That is three people.

Epoch, totally epoch.

You did not spell "epic" correctly either time you attempted to spell "epic" in your post.

Oh my God...I just peed myself.

 

Yeah, Jay and Jeff reuniting is about as likely as Elvis Presley, John Lennon, George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Nick Drake, Tim Buckley, Warren Zevon, D.Boon, Kurt Cobain, Jeff Buckley and Elliott Smith doing a cover of We Are the World to bring in the Chinese New Year.

All of the people in your post, besides Jay and Jeff, are dead.

it's physically impossible to listen to Jason Mraz without vomiting.

That statement is not true.

Sometimes these arty theaters also have presale "for members only" (big donors). And even tho their presale may be after the Wilco presale, they hold the best seats for their donors.

 

I have, however, gotten front/center thru Wilco presale. Not in many, many years tho (wish me luck in 20 minutes).

Wilco has not been around for "many, many years."

i adopted that attitude, and i ended up flunking out. i eventually graduated, but it took me like 4028 years.

It could not possibly have taken you that long to complete your education.

You just created four new words in one sentence!

 

"[R]idonkulously is the only new "word" he may have created there.

Yeah damn shame as his third album was Pitchfork's #2 of 1703, thankfully his ancestor Leroy restored a lot of good will for them name.

 

--Mike

Leroy Bach is not an ancestor of Johann Sebastian Bach.

NOT ONE WORD about terrorism was uttered by and Republicna before 9/11 and dont even try and say it was.

Many Republicans spoke about many terrorist acts before 9/11/(presumably)2001.

Uh, here's a little $650 billion dollar difference:

 

The deficit was resolved under President Bill Clinton, when the U.S. budget showed a $236 billion dollar surplus. Last year's budget deficit was $413 billion.

That only adds up to $649 billion.

That is more than four seconds.

I disliked these guys when they were portly and named Tenacious D. Their strain to be ironic looks painful. I like oddball stuff like The State, and Get A Life, but this show makes no sense to me.

Neither of the performers from Tenacious D are in Flight of the Conchords.

The combination of 1s and 0s that makes up that emoticon makes it appear that it is raising its eyebrow repeatedly.

Ok, well answer me: why is he holding an artists trowel in his right hand, then?

That is not a question I can answer.

I'm not Captain Obvious

You are, sometimes.

^

Has that bloke got a mangina?

It is more likely that it simply appears that that man has female genitalia because of the way his jumpsuit contours around his own (probably male) genitalia.

where is Captain Obvious?

I'm right here. Duh.

The man in your avatar does not appear to be as happy as the man in the other poster's avatar.

The man in your avatar appears to he happy about something.

http://www.pizzicato.es/soulgestapo/disco.html

 

check out the track listing on the first album.

That album does not have "That's Not the Issue" and "Too Far Apart" on it.

I wouldn't buy any record without "That's not the issue" on it.

 

Or "too far apart"

By my calculations, you have either broken your rule, bought multiple copies of A.M., or only (legitimately) own one album.

 

..for anyone who hasn't seen the 'Owl' shows yet, see my avatar. I think the idea is to create something sexually suggestive but pass it off as a nice furry animal. Yeah, something like that.

Owls do not have fur.

working 75 hour days

That is not possible.

Got this from another site. Enjoy.

 

Paris Hilton is crying in that photograph.