captain obvious

It is 2011 in Mississippi.

No, they aren't.

"Both" implies two people.

That is three people.

You did not spell "epic" correctly either time you attempted to spell "epic" in your post.

All of the people in your post, besides Jay and Jeff, are dead.

That statement is not true.

Wilco has not been around for "many, many years."

It could not possibly have taken you that long to complete your education.

"[R]idonkulously is the only new "word" he may have created there.

Leroy Bach is not an ancestor of Johann Sebastian Bach.

Many Republicans spoke about many terrorist acts before 9/11/(presumably)2001.

That only adds up to $649 billion.

That is more than four seconds.

Neither of the performers from Tenacious D are in Flight of the Conchords.

The combination of 1s and 0s that makes up that emoticon makes it appear that it is raising its eyebrow repeatedly.

That is not a question I can answer. You are, sometimes.

It is more likely that it simply appears that that man has female genitalia because of the way his jumpsuit contours around his own (probably male) genitalia. I'm right here. Duh.

The man in your avatar does not appear to be as happy as the man in the other poster's avatar.

The man in your avatar appears to he happy about something.

That album does not have "That's Not the Issue" and "Too Far Apart" on it.

By my calculations, you have either broken your rule, bought multiple copies of A.M., or only (legitimately) own one album.

That is not possible.

Paris Hilton is crying in that photograph.