Norbs Jr.

That's what came to mind for me.

Was she standing on top of an Ent?

I'll pick lettuce for $50/hr. Where do I sign?

Well, it sounds like the name of band. First word: Uncle. Bigger than a breadbox.

I just figured it out. Here I was thinking it was some allusion to "cooler than the other side of your pillow."

I don't think he's taking a jab, he's just trying to figure out what it means since you said it was not hard to figure out.