Flea Bit

Ewwwwww! Are you still living there? My friend that found it (the second one) lives in New Mexico. I swear I think they're crawling on my feet right now. Or I'm having a flashback. The 90's were rough.

Apparently they aren't lethal but I CANNOT GET THE IMAGE OUT OF MY MIND! Creeeeeeeeeepy! I was just in my closet shaking out all my shoes.

That is a vinegaroon. It looks half scorpion, half tarantula. It sprays a vinegar scent when it's frightened. It also hums Rock You Like A Hurricane and Robyn Hitchcock tunes.

Can you send him my way then...my friend found this on her kitchen floor this morning...