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On a scale of 1-10, I would give this weeks Curb Your Enthusiasm -2. Hang your head in shame LD.

It is really helpful when someone sends you an email and then phones you to tell you they have sent you an email. Until Microsoft develop some sort of notification method in Outlook, I cannot see any other way of getting around this problem.

Two fully grown men observed wearing a scarf with a t-shirt, I don't understand the logic. It's a bit like wearing Wellington boots over your flip-flops.

The Jesus of cool is in the house.

Is it possible to ride one of those Barclays bikes without looking as camp as Christmas?

Cam orn ousenow

Arrive in the pub to watch United, Arse are on. Unexpected.

Just cancelled our lovefilm subscription, their laserdisc selection is pitiful.

London tomorrow, gonna get myself some Pinkberry. If its good enough for Larry David...

Film 2011 taught me 3 things this week: Top Gun is to be re-released in retro-fitted 3D (I have never seen the original but you have to wonder, what is the point? Is Hollywood really that stuck for new ideas?). Top Gun 2 is being made (I have never seen the original but you have to wonder, what is the point? Is Hollywood really that stuck for new ideas?).Claudia Winkleman is really orange.

rioferdy5: "Football gives such crazy highs but also the deepest lows it seems at times. On a train with no ipod/ipad is a killer!"

I am speechless, I am without speech.

Lesson learned from the weekend: No matter how much your 4 year old pleads for shellfish for his evening meal and no matter how much he enjoys them, don't do it. Mussel vomit at 2am is not much fun.

Math of the Day 2 is on.

Watched the match on a 40 minute delay. The second half on x30 made it a bit less gruesome. I think the best team on the day won though. Gonna watch The Walking Dead season 2 opener now, which is quite coincidental.

Take That in 2011 = The Stone Roses in 2012. Gigs for people who don't do gigs.

Tonight goes to show that Liverpool have the right idea. The Champions League is really shit.

FLASH: ITV snatch Europa League Coverage From C5. In a related story bidding now open for rights to distribute several Brother Beyond CDs.

If Breaking Bad was a footballer, it would be Zinedine Zidane. The X Factor would be Mal Donaghy.

Defrosting our freezer, quite arousing really.

What does a Lineman do?, in Wichita I mean. Something telephone related? anyone?

An admission: I have never heard a Beatles album in my life, can't stand them.

21 years to the day since I started work. Still at the same(ish) company. Cannot quite get my head around that.

if you want to lose weight you should try what? anyone? anyone?

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