Sir Stewart

Okay, phew, I really was worried.

loonie, those Rachel Ray pics are fuckin weird, man.

She looks like 1982.

Jessica Biel from this month's Esquire cover.

"Google Image: Your search - Cassie Marret - did not match any documents." Oh well. I'll pretend she looks like this:

Thanks, but Mr. Skin saw it so I didn't have to.

Well done.

Damn, bjorn, I expected a hot chick pic!

The pockmark in Sharika's forehead is one of my favorite of her bits.

loonie, keepin it real.

Is that what's going on in that pic? I couldn't quite tell... Anyway, yeah. For one thing, she was severely depressed at age 14, and her psychiatrist ended up committing suicide as she was in his waiting room. The first thing she thought, she says, was that he had braces, and he didn't even wait til he got them off.

There's a piece on her in the new Rolling Stone...quite a freakin life she's had.

It's an illusion I bet. Boobs-n-mirrors.

I'd never seen that pic of Jennifer Connelly before.

I didn't think it was just about looks. I thought sexiness had something to do with it.

Don't even front...

She looks like a fucking moron.

I did! Although, more Shake-ira and Bee-bounce-aye would help this thread immensely...

I always suspected her accent was fake.

Liz. Another boring one.

Indeed, even beyond their finer...ahem, "assets".

Ahh, Shakira and Beyonce...what women!

If by gay you mean 'Jessica Alba sucks and is boring and needs to disappear about as fast as the Simpsons and Hiltons, et al', then yes.

Am I the only straight dude who finds Jessica Alba stunningly bland?