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A Harry Potter grief counseling hotline


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Yes folks, you read that right. A British publishing company is opening a public hotline specifically designed as grief counseling if Harry Potter dies in the last installment of his book series...

 

http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=76266

 

 

I'm probably going to call:

 

[telephone ringing]

Operator: [operator answers] Hello, you've reached the Harry Potter grief hotline. How may I help you?

WilcoFan: First thing's first. Are you wearing a wizard or unicorn outfit?

Operator: [sounding puzzled] No.

WilcoFan: What kind of nerd hotline is this? I'm outta here! [slams down phone]

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