benjamin Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Such a good laugh for a Monday morning http://www.cracked.com/article_15714_9-mos...s-all-time.html Amazon user review of Vanilla Ice's greatest hits album:If you decide to buy this CD, wait patiently by the mail box till it arrives. Upon arrival, quickly open the box, then pull the security tape from the jewel case. Open the jewel case and place the CD in one hand. Break the CD in half, then slit your wrists with the remaining shards. As you begin to die look at your reflection in the mirror-like surface of the broken CD, and ask your self what you were thinking when you ordered this CD! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 snazzy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Unless you count the single "Aaron's Party (Come and Get It)" peaking at #35 as a hit, there is no place in the world for this attempt at revisionist history. By far, the most shocking thing about this album, other than that it exists at all, is the title. Look at the album cover; even he looks a bit surprised. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_fliz1 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 "Won't Walk Away," an about-as-awesome-as-Nelson-will-ever-get pop-rock cheese fest that answers the age old question, "what would it sound like if The Replacements were gang raped by Styx?" I think I actually peed myself a little bit when I read this. I am so glad there is nobody in the office right now wondering why I am laughing uncontrollably. Thank you so very much for this article. It has truly made my day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mpolak21 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 This was wonderful it made French class bearable today. --Mike Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trevor Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 oh man. too funny. love shaq. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 love shaq. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Eli Cash Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 The Best of Silk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eli Cash Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 The 20th Century Masters series is a major culprit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stooka Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Although I must admit, I've never even heard one song from them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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