cryptique

Cynthia McKinney is out of her fucking mind, but she's absolutely right about electronic voting machines -- at least the ones with no paper trail.

I just thought it was odd-looking bacon, is all.

Is that the new Fruit Roll-Up burger?

Go ahead and spin it however you want.

Let's also enact a ban on any sports franchise ever referring to themselves as "America's Team." # 1 reason why I will always hate the Dallas Cowboys.

Indeed. I sleep better at night these days because I'm not trying to think of where I saw that actor before, or something similar.

Love the alias. Do we know you?

There's this thing they have now where you can look up stuff ... called the "internet." (It was directed by Alan Parker, who, among other things, directed The Wall. How's that for a weird r

So, just to set the scene, let me make sure I have this right: you're telling El Famous how to raise his kids?

Not the "best-dressed member of Wilco" thread I was expecting.

Nelsteroids

I know that the word "par" has origins that go way back before the game of golf was invented, but I still can't help feeling that calling something "sub-par" should mean it's good instead of bad.

I haven't owned a gaming console since we had a Radio Shack knock-off of Pong in the '70s.

I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin' I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin' I saw a white ladder all covered with water I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children

It's been thirty years since I've been to Yellowstone (I was not quite 8 years old), but I remember those hot springs like I saw them yesterday. The colors really are amazing, and the smell of sulfur makes it seem like another planet. Away from the springs, the rest of the park is incredibly beautiful. I've heard that things have changed a lot since I was there in '76 (mostly in terms of increased traffic and crowds). Hopefully it's still as beautiful as it ever was.

Have it your way.

At first I thought I was high or something, but no, there really is a giant Mickey Mouse outside my window, peering at me from above the trees. (hot-air balloon factory next door)

I heard you'd do anything for a sweet knob.

click-o-rama

My normal impulse is to be the first to chip in -- generously -- for this extremely worthy cause, but it doesn't cost anything to use that "ignore" option. Also, I don't want to contribute to anyone's crack habit. (The only reason I know what this topic is even about is because the first post was quoted in the second post.)

Apparently, the comedy mazagine Cracked is back... clicky ...but it bears little resemblance to its old self.

But is he an artist or a craftsman?

Uh...

I'd rather party like it's 1983, when 1999 was released.