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that another morning glory flower on my balcony has bloomed.

ction has the last word on what's funny. true story.

I sometimes invision you sitting at your computer and posting while sporting a Dez Dickerson Kamikaze Headband

No Neck McGowan is his nickname.

Whatever happened to that one dude who played guitar for Prince up through the 1999 record? He sounded pretty badass trading vocals with the Purple People Eater on "1999", and I saw him again today on VH1 classic for the "Controversy" vid. He totally missed out on the Purple Rain money...

 

Prince = Ken Lay

Prince has a family you know!

he has a face like a frying pan.

his posts remind me of liverwurst cheese.

he does not favor pants.

talk about this man and his comedic stylings.

try again fun boy.

my leg hurts and I'm tired. please discuss.

the diet kind is really good too!

I have obtained a supply of diet Berries & Cream Dr Pepper and will report my findings later.

I feel good

I feel bad

I feel happy

I feel sad

Am I in love?

I must be in love

I feel rich

I feel poor

I'm in doubt

I feel sure

Am I in love?

I must be in love

Anytime of the day I can see

her face when I close my eyes

Wooo!

She's a dream

She is real

Can't explain

how I feel

Am I in love?

I must be in love

Am I dead

or alive?

Can my poor heart

survive?

Am I in love?

I must be in love

I'm having a glass of German, white wine; Riesling Auslese.

Yeah, but that's NOT why I picked Mr. Heartbreak as a handle!

You guys sure can pick 'em.

oh sure

It's summertime - and I can understand if you

Still feel - sad -

It's summertime and though it's hard to see its true

possibilities -

When you look inside - all you'll see

When you look inside - all you'll see

Is a self-reflected inner sadness -

Look outside - I know that you'll

Recognize it's summertime

for Mr. Heartbreak:

This is the story bout

Bald-headed john

Dong work for yuda,

Dong, dong

He talks a lot 'n it's

Usually wrong

Dong work for yuda,

Dong, dong

He said dong

Was wong,

'n wong was kong

'n dong work for

Yuda,

'n john was wrong

Sorry john

Sorry better

Try it again

Dong work for yuda

Dong, dong

Sorry john

Sorry better

Try it again

He said dong

Was wong

And wong was kong

And dong was gong

'n john was wrong

John's got a sausage

Yeh man

John's got a sausage

Yeh man

John's got a sausage

That'll make you fart

John's got a sausage

That'll break

Your heart

Make you fart

And break your heart

Don't bend over

If you are smart

He took a little walk

To the weenie stand

John's got a sausage

Yeh man

A great big weenie

In both his hands

John's got a sausage

Yeh man

He sucked on the end

til the mustard squirt

He said, yall stand

Back cause you

Might get hurt

I'm drinking water, but I think we're going to have champagne soon. wedding celebration, woo hoo!

maybe they don't have a lot of trees in England to climb, so they go to Fiji and climb trees. but get really smashed first.

umm...I was guessing that it was because he was drunk.

yeah, it is a real shocker. shouldn't Keif be following him

link

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood checked into a London rehabilitation clinic this week for treatment of alcohol abuse, but he will join the band for the start of its European tour next month as planned, a spokeswoman said on Friday.

 

The European leg of the Stones' "Bigger Bang" tour, already delayed once after bandmate Keith Richards' mysterious accident in Fiji, will re-launch as scheduled on July 11 in Milan, Italy, publicist Fran Curtis said.

 

She confirmed reports that Wood, 59, had checked into an alcohol rehabilitation facility in South London this week but insisted he would be on stage and ready to perform with the band for the opening show in Milan.

 

She said a spokesman for Wood was accurately quoted on Wednesday by the Sun newspaper as saying, "He (Wood) needs some rest, but he will definitely be fit for the first night of the European tour."

 

Wood, who has long battled drinking problems and was in rehab last year, was reportedly with Richards, 62, and their wives on vacation in Fiji in late April when Richards suffered a head injury that forced the Stones to postpone the first 15 dates of their European tour.

 

Details of Richards' accident, and his subsequent medical treatment in New Zealand, have never been disclosed, but he was reported to have fallen out of a palm tree. The band announced earlier this month that he had made a "complete recovery."

 

Copyright 2006 Reuters.

I think it was around 8:00.

also, one of the many highlights was their cover of Jesus Gonna Be Here.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. That guy just added to my confusion. Seriously, between the hard rocking, the Security guy onstage, the crowd, etc. it took me a good couple of songs to figure out what the hell was going on. I wasnt able to get there in time for smoosh so I had to stand all the way in the back.

 

Was this a "typical" eels show? Is there such a thing? Where were you sitting/standing?

 

My favorite parts of the show were when he just played those 2 or 3 songs from the new album solo with an electric guitar. Those songs are just so beautiful. I wish I had known more of the tunes... Sometimes it stinks to be a newbie.

actually, it was my first Eels show too, so I have no other to compare it to. I was sitting far over on stage left, next to the building. I was kind of expecting something more low key and folky maybe, but I was glad he rocked out. brought a big smile to my face.