Taylor Hicks

I'm touched, really. Mostly because you still remember my name.

I was at Lambeau last night for the Bears-Packers game, and I heard many people calling to me. They were shouting something that sounded like "soul!" except that they were putting an extra syllable before it ... it sounded like a short "a." I am unsure what it meant.

Thank you so much, ladies! I'm so honored that you remembered. For my birthday, perhaps you could buy a copy of my new album? It's called Live at the Workplay Theatre. Or maybe just let me crash on your couch for a couple of nights?

You should never put anything above soul.

I think Justin Timberlake is dreamy...

Have you seen Ford's financial figures? They can't afford me any more -- I'm too big a star. Consequently, I've had to change up my own promotional activities a bit. Be sure to buy my memoir, out next year!

This thread's not big enough for the both of us, Colbert.

That's my special kung fu style. Simon Cowell called it the "flailing fairy." Toyota?!? Remember to buy a Ford!

There are so many more important things to be peeved about ... consider the POSSIBILITIES! ...and buy a Ford!

That's a POSSIBILITY!

Please do!