This is too rich to pass up: I used to like the clever ones like many of the ones mentioned above to which i would add lines like "I wish you luck with a capital F" or "I catch you taking liberties and they do not impress me Attach me to your credit card and then you can undress me" or "Everything you say now sounds like it was ghost written." I've always loved that Motel Matches line referenced above. Nowadays i think i prefer the simpler lines like "The truth can't hurt you. It's just like the dark. Scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark" or how about "I can give y