Hoodoo Man

I like that! I could've used that about 10 years ago when I was still a pseudo-musician.

A couple of years ago I was accompanying my wife and kids to Bath & Body Works. We were cutting through White Barn Candle Company when Kamera came on. My wife kept going but I made my kids hang back with me until the song was over. The clerk looked a little nervous like he was afraid we were about to make a major candle heist.