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I really wish the lighting was better. But I did find my new background.

I would NEVER move, though. That guy was seriously jammin'. There was no sarcasm in my letter at all. I was being serious.

Dude, it's like Chris Rock using the N word. It's okay.

FINALLY! I know what Edie looks like.

Dear Fat Dude From Superbad:

Thank you for choosing to sit in front of me last night. Your over-zealous rocking out made me think I was at a Quiet Riot show, circa 1981. The way you used your seat as a rocking chair really showed how much you can jam. As someone who has attended numerous Wilco shows, I can attest to the extent your flailing arms and finger pointing (mimicking a drummer playing the bass line) helped the band power through the performance. And the scratching of your dandruff into my beer helped take my concert experience to a new level.

When you screeched like a girl for some of the quiet numbers, it really exposed your sensitive side. And while you (literally) rocked out to the remainder of the song, I didn't mind dodging the stabbing movements of your setlist-taking pen. Your dedication to rock reporting had you not only write down the setlist in a notepad, but to also type it into your PDA. What really made that rock is how you had to lean back to reach into your pants to retrieve the PDA after each song started. If you had a mouth in the back of your neck, you could have given me oral. I would be proud to receive oral from somebody that rocks as hard as you.

Thank you, Mr. Fat Dude, for also regaling us with *real* rock fashion. Your tshirt proved to me that you are a big fan of The Hold Steady. The way it rode up your back revealing your sweaty ass crack, though, proved you're not a fan of the Hold Steady treadmills.

Despite my shin bruises, stab wounds, and blue balls, I really appreciate how hard you jam.

Thanks, again,

Walrus

Not enough hole.

Good thread.

WTF? Clint Howard is awesome! That is a huge compliment!

His work, and inclusion, in Gung Ho, Parenthood, and Nightshift alone warrant him the respect and admiration of millions.

Heath knew me in the Biblical sense.

Has anybody ever told Craig that he looks like Clint Howard?

With a name like Ledger, you'd think he would've jumped.

all I did was provide a link, that's someone else's photo. you're welcome.

Don't be so modest. That's a great photo you took.

I heard they closed PB down.

Fantastic article.

 

But come on, man, white sweatpants???

Better to show off your shit mistakes with....... I heard Jeff is going green and not wiping.

"If you care about the environment, stop wiping your ass."

Dude...you obviously have never seen the American version of The Office.

Rainn Wilson is also in the American version of The Office. It's a show that's sort of a documentary, but not really. It's weird. I think it's on Fox or CBS, can't remember.

Lawrence Taylor is also in it, he plays the robot cleaning lady.

Here's an awesome version I upped to YouTube from the Millennium Park show.

And during soundcheck:

I miss you. And the way we used to go for ice cream and finish each other's sentences and shit.

Yeah, most people won't talk to me from the other stall, let alone share the same one.

I don't hear it.....

Your giraffe sucks.

I didn't see that red t-shirt at the show. Anybody have any info on it or a pic?

does that dude have 'SPARTA' written on the bill of his cowboy hat? if so, let him in...no questions, paperwork or anything else.

No, it says 'Sara' - the other side says 'Smile'.

He's a huge Hall & Oates fan.

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I knew I should have gone onto OR!!!

How was Salumi, UP?