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Ction's statement

 

By The Associated Press1 hour, 19 minutes ago

 

Ction's statement, released to the news media early Tuesday, five days after his drunken driving arrest in Malibu:

 

There is no excuse, nor should there be any tolerance, for anyone who thinks or expresses any kind of anti-bee remark. I want to apologize specifically to everyone in the Bees community for the vitriolic and harmful words that I said to a law enforcement officer the night I was arrested on a DUI charge.

 

I am a public person, and when I say something, either articulated and thought out, or blurted out in a moment of insanity, my words carry weight in the public arena. As a result, I must assume personal responsibility for my words and apologize directly to those who have been hurt and offended by those words.

The tenets of what I profess to believe necessitate that I exercise charity and tolerance as a way of life. Every bee is God's child, and if I wish to honor my God I have to honor his children. But please know from my heart that I am not anti-Bee. I am not a bigot. Hatred of any kind goes against my faith.

 

I'm not just asking for forgiveness. I would like to take it one step further, and meet with leaders in the Bees community, with whom I can have a one on one discussion to discern the appropriate path for healing.

I have begun an ongoing program of recovery and what I am now realizing is that I cannot do it alone. I am in the process of understanding where those vicious words came from during that drunken display, and I am asking the Bees community, whom I have personally offended, to help me on my journey through recovery. Again, I am reaching out to the Bees community for its help. I know there will be many in that community who will want nothing to do with me, and that would be understandable. But I pray that that door is not forever closed.

 

This is not about a film. Nor is it about artistic license. This is about real life and recognizing the consequences hurtful words can have. Its about existing in harmony in a world that seems to have gone mad.

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Breakin' rocks in the hot sun

I fought the ction and the ction won (twice)

I needed money 'cause I had none

I fought the ction and the ction won (twice)

 

I left my baby and it feels so bad

Guess my race is run

She's the best girl that I ever had

I fought the ction and the ction won

I fought the ction and the

 

Robbin' people with a six-gun

I fought the ction and the ction won (twice)

I miss my baby and i miss my fun,

I fought the ction and the ction won (twice)

 

I miss my baby and i feel so sad

I guess my race is run

She's the best girl that I ever had

I fought the ction and the ction won

I fought the ction and the

 

I fought the ction and the ction won (7 times)

I fought the ction and the

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:yay that's the spirit!

 

Mitt Romney's statement

By The Associated Press

 

1 hour, 19 minutes ago

Mitt Romney's statement, released to the news media early Tuesday, five days after his drunken driving arrest in Malibu:

 

There is no excuse, nor should there be any tolerance, for anyone who thinks or expresses any kind of anti-Tar baby remark. I want to apologize specifically to everyone in the Tar babies community for the vitriolic and harmful words that I said to a law enforcement officer the night I was arrested on a DUI charge.

 

I am a public person, and when I say something, either articulated and thought out, or blurted out in a moment of insanity, my words carry weight in the public arena. As a result, I must assume personal responsibility for my words and apologize directly to those who have been hurt and offended by those words.

The tenets of what I profess to believe necessitate that I exercise charity and tolerance as a way of life. Every Tar baby is God's child, and if I wish to honor my God I have to honor his children. But please know from my heart that I am not anti-Tar baby. I am not a bigot. Hatred of any kind goes against my faith.

I'm not just asking for forgiveness. I would like to take it one step further, and meet with leaders in the Tar babies community, with whom I can have a one on one discussion to discern the appropriate path for healing.

 

I have begun an ongoing program of recovery and what I am now realizing is that I cannot do it alone. I am in the process of understanding where those vicious words came from during that drunken display, and I am asking the Tar babies community, whom I have personally offended, to help me on my journey through recovery. Again, I am reaching out to the Tar babies community for its help. I know there will be many in that community who will want nothing to do with me, and that would be understandable. But I pray that that door is not forever closed.

 

This is not about a film. Nor is it about artistic license. This is about real life and recognizing the consequences hurtful words can have. Its about existing in harmony in a world that seems to have gone mad.

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ViaChicago member search: baseball bobblehead

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Can anyone see a thread that I started about a half hour ago? It says 0 views....

 

and this thread says 0 views. Are you sure she didn't leave to take Jeff's open admin job? She's got experience and all. If you see this in the next five minutes:

 

ViaChicago member search: Dr. EL Feelgood

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we'll know for sure.

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