Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 I got big ballsBig ole ballsBig as grapefruitsBig as pumpkinsYes sir, yes sirAnd on my really good daysThey swell to the size of small dogsMy balls are as big as small dogs Well, it ain't braggin' if it's trueYes sir, yes sirIt ain't braggin' if it's trueMohammed Ali said thatBack when he was a young manBack when he was Casius ClayBefore he fought too many fightsAnd left his brain inside the ring Sometimes I wish I was Tiger WoodsTiger Woods, Tiger WoodsSometimes I wish I was Tiger WoodsTiger Woods, Tiger Woods I got a friend whose goal in lifeWas to one day go down on MadonnaThat's all he wantedThat was allTo one day go down on MadonnaAnd when my friend was thirty-fourHe got his wish in Rome one nightHe got to go down on MadonnaIn Rome one night in some hotelAnd ever since he's been depressed'Cause life is shit from here on inAnd all our friends just shake their headsAnd say, "Too soon, too soon, too soon,He went down on Madonna too soonToo young, too young, too soon, too soon" And it ain't braggin' if it's trueYes sir, yes sirIt ain't braggin' if it's trueMohammed Ali said thatBack when he was Casius ClayBefore he fought too many fightsAnd left his brain inside the ring Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods If certain girls don't look at youIt means that they like you a lotIf other girls don't look at youIt just means they're ignoring youHow can you know, how can you know?Which is which, who's doing what?I guess that you can ask 'emWhich one are you baby?Do you like me or are you ignoring me?Do you like me or are you ignoring me?Do you like me or are you ignoring me?And all you need to do thatIs one good pair of big ballsBalls as big as grapefruitsBalls as big as pumpkinsBalls as big as mine But even though my balls are bigSometimes i wish they were biggerEven biggerBig as the wheels on tractorsBig as the golden archesBig as the Golden Gate BridgeBig as the state of KansasBig as Mars and JupiterBig as the swing in Tiger WoodsTiger WoodsTiger Woods Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WilcoFan Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Not the 2 straight PGA Championships thread I thought it was going to be. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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