IRememberDBoon Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Fake frat boy busts unauthorized movesMan sneaks into unlocked apartments to dance for residents. By JON CASSIDYThe Orange County Register NEWPORT BEACH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 The woman was alarmed and not sure how she should handle the situation....i.e., call 911 vs. bust out laughing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 put his hand on her butt before leavingIs this a real newspaper? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Is this a real newspaper? 'weekly reader' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Police did not know what type of dance moves the man performed. I love this part. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
quarter23cd Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Police believe the man is either a residential burglar or sexual deviant, Sailor said.Maybe he just wants to dance! Is that so wrong? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I think this was a story rejected from the Bjorn paper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 5' 10", 200 lbs. is not that fat, really. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 5' 10", 200 lbs. is not that fat, really.It comes out to a BMI of 28.7, just short of obese. Of course, you could have those stats and be perfectly fit. I'll go with the witnesses' description, though!!!!!!11!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 It's California, too, where they don't have a lot of REALLY fat people, I am told. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Is this a real newspaper?Yeah. It's what I read growing up. I'm not proud of that, by the way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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