This has to be a joke...right?

[sureshot]

I present to you: The Blackbody. Some choice quotes:

 

The "beam of light from a flashlight" analogy is easy to grasp, but the truth is that the opposite is happening. The Blackbody is more akin to an "anti-projector" -- in the sense that it is actually the gear which is "shining the light," and the Blackbody’s 35 degree angle “line of sight” modifies the gear's "shining" so that it ceases to affect the audio.

 

This is not sci-fi. The Blackbody does not set up a "force-field." It alters the ambient reflections of actual EM fields originating from and affecting the gear. The Blackbody interacts with these fields, creating a different reflection pattern. Consider the Blackbody a narrow angle conditioner for electromagnetic ambient conditions. The completely neutral "projector-like" functionality of the Blackbody causes audible changes in sound when one person holds it in two hands (for it is heavy) and pans it slowly in proximity to and across the gear. The listener can sit and report sometimes drastic, sometimes less drastic, changes in the sound's neutrality as the Blackbody travels, affecting key areas of the circuitry in the gear. The Blackbody’s effects easily traverse equipment cases, furniture, and other obstacles, for photon energy is pure energy that can go directly through all these substances. This might seem somewhat uncanny at first, but think of a toy magnet under the table moving another magnet on top of the table: what is happening here is similar, only instead of drag or lift, we get cleaner sound.

 

If this is some elaborate parody of audiophiles, its absolutely brilliant. And if this guy is somehow making money off of them...he's even more brilliant. Remember kids, get 2 or 3! They're small.

[tongue-tied]

I think they're serious.