tongue-tied Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 In admiring Jim's lyrics on the Loose Fur records, it has occurred to me that "Thou Shalt Wilt" doesn't follow the Catholic version of the ten commandments. Now I'm wondering if it's simply another version, or mixing them together. Also, I'm wondering if some of the jokes are going over my head. Let's look at the lyrics: Let’s start it rolling by covering number ten Cut off their heat then they’ll beat a retreat, amen Either "You shall not covet thy neighbor's good" or, additionally, "his wife". So, cut off your neighbor's heat and they'll leave, therefor voiding the signifier "neighbor", leaving their goods for you to covet? More likely this is suggesting to harass your neighbors away, so you don't have goods or wives to covet. Now we come to number nine Falls neatly next in line Whoa what happened to number ten Don’t think we’ll see them here again Catholic-wise, this is "neighbor's wife" again, and if you followed his solution for number ten, they'll be gone. Otherwise, it's "thy shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor", so no neighbors to lie to? Steal a look at number eight What better way to procreate Just take ’em out one at a time Knee slapper for "thy shall not steal". Catholic version seems out now, as stealing is #7. "What better way to procreate" is a tricky, you don't steal to procreate, but it's arguable you can lie to (back to Catholicism). Or is this continuing to "thy shall not commit adultery"? This quick transition might be explained by "just take 'em out one at a time", as we're trying to find a "simple way" to work around the commandments. Or is this highlighting that there are more than one version, taken here one at a time? You can’t be serious They look so good in their wedding dress I need time to assess I don’t want to acquiesce Adultery. However, "number seven" isn't mentioned. Six has a spicy ring to it No harder one to commit I think this one will be a hit Now that’s what I call holy writ Murrrderrr. One everyone can agree against, therefore the strongest commandment? Pun on "hit"? Catholically, we're at "adultery", which does sound spicy and would involve a ring. We want to take a closer look at number five Could it apply if implied that they’re not alive I think this was the source of my initial suspicion that something is mixed here. This is either "Honor thy Father and Mother" or "Thy shall not kill" ©. How can you kill someone who is already dead? Imply your victim is dead inside and murder away. Or this is a question of how long one is bound to honor their parents, does it apply after they're dead? Number four is such a pain The sabbath thing is so arcane I don’t want to desecrate My only day to sleep in late Another dead end for a Catholic interpretation, honoring the sabbath is numero 3. However, since this is the last number mentioned in the song, I will give another "quick transition" argument. "Number four is such a pain" is whining, like how a kid whines to their parents, "awww, honor my parents? they're such a pain!". Then, quick transition to #3© of the sabbath. Don’t take his name in vain From this one you want to abstain We must set a clear mandate The best damn way to conjugate Pretty clear regardless of number, but "the best damn way to conjugate", aside from the wonderful use of "damn", raises a question. Maybe this is taking "conjugate" too far out of context, but thinking of it as grammar suggests different forms of a word, so maybe leaving the numbers out is the best damn way to address different forms of the ten commandments? It also suggests joining, like how this song might handle two versions at once? We’re almost to the end If heaven you want to ascend Just take ’em out one at a timeYou shall have no other god but me spinning number 1 to show who really has the power. for some denominations, it's broken down into the first two commandments, one focusing on idolatry. So, I don't think it's easy to interpret these as straightforward Catholic commandments, but are these straightforward (denomination) commandments, or consciously playing with the differences? Am I missing something here? Am I wasting my time? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LouisvilleGreg Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Yr obviously much more of an expert than I on the issue, but it's a damn fine song. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Runaway Jim Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 "You look so good in that wedding dress" is such an amazing line. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
willywoody Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I've thought about this before, but not with as much in depth. Reviewing the ten commandments wiki, I think it's unquestionably the Anglican version. The "steal a look at number 8" and "what better way to procreate" don't add up together to me, but maybe he's just moving along to number 7 about no adultery, which is continued in the next lines. Everything else lines up to me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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