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Atticus

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  1. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum to their patients who chew gum
  2. I can't remember the name of it right now but it was a place in Florida that my friend and I drove through on the way to a place for spring break. it looked like a place where people went to die in a very organized and clean way, and every commercial enterprise had a color scheme that looked like a Miami Vice pile of hangover puke.
  3. with poise and grace no such motion was made. no
  4. You people don't know how to ask questions
  5. Can you beef up your tone a little?
  6. you should come to Houston! ESue and I will take you out for some good mud bugs and heat exhaustion.
  7. I've always wanted a patio with a nice home-made rocking chair on it. I would build one if I didn't think it would get eaten by mosquitoes, and if I had any talent at woodworking. Maybe I'll commission the almighty foxwell.
  8. you're at 6969 posts.
  9. there are a lot of rockers
  10. Caliber was raised by a troop of super-intelligent monkeys whose hierarchy was determined by grammatical prowess. I went to Vanderbilt, where I excelled at the re-circulation of certain types of weeds. so "no."
  11. If Mozart were alive today he'd probably make an album with Jay-Z.
  12. the other night I finally got B to watch I'm Trying to Break Your Heart. I started to try to keep count of how many scenes there were of Jay when he did not have a cigarette in his mouth. then I forgot. there weren't many.
  13. skygod willing, until the cows either come home or run out of money.
  14. I don't think I can. But Dan can. Dan CAN. No more unnatural than the cod-damned squirrels are to my bird feeder.
  15. My mind I fucking love that song and no. The answer is "I Know It's Over" by the goddamned Smiths.
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