jenbobblehead

yes. but there are jelly beans, peanut butter crackers and meth on the other days

dude that wasn't a ghost. that was a RAT!!!!

yes. you'd have to work FOR me.

ones that have information on them.

flexible. can do you websites?

anyone willing to locate to providence has at least 20 hour a week (with room for advancement) job in my office. Snacks provided.

i have to say, the idea of being able to call on Mr T to straighten out some eejit is quite appealing to me.

you must have needed an extra large cup to accomodate 16 inches. Wow.

what? a year and a half "suspension?" or do you smell that cheese smell again?

oh THOSE powers. i can still do all the same stuff, but i stay away from anything regarding the bending of seans. I have been working at honing my "pithy quote generator" power instead because i find it will serve me better in the real world, and my fantasy football powers have just been outstanding!

i can delete and edit posts, among other things.

um. have you ever SEEN caliber?

i appear to still have all the powers i used to have.

who introduced me to M.Ward on a VC compilation when i first joined 9 years ago!

i am a fan of Samantha Bee.

i'm no longer a "gold member?" i've donated like 8 times!

we are going to the store now. anyone need anything?

i was never a johnny damon fan. I don't care for the baseball "personalities" so much. I dig the every day players who show up, and do their job and sometimes say something funny by accident.

creepy pictures aside, i am interested in reading about the status of MChris' dancing ants.

i am working my way through an entire bag of russell stover pectin jelly beans.

caliber and i discovered a pot stash today.

what is this "vacation" thing you speak of?

well, alright then. why don't you write out something funny in sugar water or honey and then take their picture. That would be pretty funny.

can you make them dance?

you poor creatures. You put too much pressure on yourselves to have a winning team. Sox fans, we're used to the disappointment, so anything other than failure is such a wonderous surprise!