ction

I was in a room with me yesterday, and I was pretty aroused.

Wookies was right.

I never said that. And by "never said" I mean "said".

"flirted with" = sodomized

"kate" = ction

Just the other day I was wondering how much the first 2 seasons of Star Blazers would cost on DVD. The answer - too much.

No.

My friend Jeff picked a fight with a guy once to test his theory that no one wants to fight a naked guy. Sure enough, as soon as Jeff took off his pants, the guy didn't want to fight him anymore.

Someone find gary's join date...that's the exact moment this place went to shit.

What the fuck did you call me?

Is it me?

This entire post is a farce. Using the image of a bear to promote something is not the same as having a bear endorse a product. Bears can't endorse products...they're fucking bears for chrissakes. E-rage, take me away.

You've just perfectly encapsulated my stance on public scratching.

I'd root for Graham. Because I still cherish that "Greg/Graham" bit I ran into the ground 3 years ago. And because I hate Gary.

I don't see how she couldn't.

Not everyone can be a Raymond. It's ok to hate Hitler though. And people named Jay.

Gary's kid should play "Smoke on the Water" better, that's for sure.

I can speak for anyone else, but I've hated him ever since he quit the board.

I think Gary's kid should only get 5 cents to the dollar on all money left to him when Gary buys the farm.

I didn't know he ever played Whiskeytown songs anymore. Awesome.

You should go buy yourself a cordless.

My kid isn't hanging out with anyone who plays "Smoke on the Water" that poorly.

There was like a week last year where he wouldn't leave the house without sock-gloves. And they had to be one white sock and one blue (of course, he also had to wear mismatching socks on his feet). We took a trip to Richmond during this time and his cousins all kept asking him what was up with the socks. His response..."that's the way I like it, uh huh uh huh". Weird kid.

I still don't get the sock-gloves. He digs 'em though.

I double dog dare you.