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  1. I can count at least 10 things that are horribly wrong with the second picture (#2 - pink walls!)
  2. It's too hot to go outside and mess with those little bastards.
  3. I agree with you. But, when my sister-in-law plopped her boob out a few years ago to feed her kid (while sitting in my living room), I stared at a crack in the ceiling for about 20 minutes straight lest I see anything resembling a nipple.
  4. I don't listen to crap. Birds? This past weekend, I was taking pictures of the kids and one shot of the oldest one is like a SAB with that Iraqi prisoner who was standing on the chair or whatever with the black hood on (my kid is wearing black skeleton pants on his head). I'd post it, but I'm afraid I'd be arrested and my pleas of "he wanted to wear that crap" would go ignored.
  5. YES, YES, AND YES!!! P.S. If gary quits the board, I'm not going to send him the boss new tunage I've accumulated this week.
  6. I see how it is. You lose a few pounds and now it's open season on the fatties. Nice.
  7. I love the internet: The Maytals singing "Sweet and Dandy"...from The Harder They Come.
  8. I bet Wilson Pickett got trucks full of tail in his day.
  9. I've decided that I'm quitting the board until I've defeated the bees. So, basically, this is goodbye. Take care of each other.
  10. To be honest, I have no idea. They might be yellow jackets. They're definitely not wasps. When I'm sleeping, they speak to me. And they have British accents.
  11. I've enlisted my Dad in the bee wars. So now there will be two guys running around screaming like wee little girls. We attack tomorrow at dusk.
  12. Twinkie the Kid is my favorite anthropomorphic snack cake.
  13. This one time, he threw ice at me and I threatened to punch him or something. Later that evening, he fell asleep at a bar.
  14. I preferred them when Captain Feathersword was still in the band.
  15. If anyone could find me the complete text for "Hand Hand Fingers Thumb Ction", I'd really appreciate it.
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