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So seriously, who is this? Does she post here? And does she know you're stalking her?

I'm not sure if there has been a better band this decade than Hot Snakes.

My bad. I'm only going by what Gary told me, and he's a pathological liar.

She works the Cinnabon counter at the Eatontown Mall.

I know it may seem hypocritical of me to ask for you guys to take it easy in this thread, but Alex Trebek is my Dad's cousin, and he's going through a pretty difficult time right now. If you could refrain from making fun of him I'd really appreciate it. Thanks guys.

Do you have the original pic, without the boobage cropped out?

and we care why?

Steal your girl and somehow make you happy it happened. Cure cancer while waiting in line at the DMV. Win the AL MVP, AL ROY, and WS MVP. And, given enough time, the Triple Crown.

I don't know. Why do we care?

I heard Papelbon once removed his own appendix at a rest stop in Maryland. With a plastic knife. While eating a Cinnabon.

Apparently, Lance Bass is gay. Next thing you know, someone will be making up a story about that kid on Who's the Boss being gay.

Papelbon is going to play lead guitar for the reunited Replacements.

I'm pretty sure Papelbon could broker peace in the Middle East once he wraps up the WS MVP.

No, I graduated from high school the regular way.

I'm sorry, I don't follow.

WTF?

Does Todd Jones have both an ERA and WHIP under 1? Does BJ Ryan? Did BJ and the Bear?

SSD > DOA > COC > DYS > SOA > DRI > UB40 Ben Deily hardly ever gets the credit he deserves.

Who makes the playoff from the AL? Detroit looks like the only sure bet right now.

FYAH. DYKWTM?

I fully endorse this product.

Papelbon is the best day ever.

"Uhhhh", by the Lemonheads, is a perfect song. UBTLIAPS

Yes please.