physicalgraffiti

i might go enjoy some of his marinara sauce in his honor.

i had to get surgery on my eyelid, which involved a needle going into my eyelid. i was totally conscious for this all, so seeing a nice needle going towards your eye... yeah that one got ME over MY fear of needles hah.

i don't know if this counts for scream, but what started between me and my guy friend has spread to a bunch of my friends, when listening to kashmir, we all try to sing along when plant says been for about a million counts. approximately. its right as he says tryin to find where i've beeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. practicing that is a great way to improve your lung capacity

i should show my roommate this as a warning, she's always farting. she's really funny though because she always has excuses. "i have drunk gas." " i have hungover gas" "i have chipotle gas" etc. no one cares that she does it all the time, its kind of become a joke amongst us to see her reach for her room spray, but she always makes me laugh with her excuses for what kind of gas she has.

i got a 4, which i think is pretty good since it 3:44 am right now and my eyes are shot from work and stuff. tomorrow morning i'll try again and see if i can perfect that when my eyes aren't super dried out.

this is how it works it feels a little worse than when we drove our hearse right through that screaming crowd while laughing up a storm until we were just bone until it got so warm that none of us could sleep and all the styrofoam began to melt away we tried to find some words to aid in the decay but none of them were home inside their catacomb a million ancient bees began to sting our knees while we were on our knees praying that disease would leave the ones we love and never come again on the radio we heard november rain that solo's really long but it's a pretty song we listened to it twic

good news, for now i'm safe. although if it really does happen, and i get tickets, i'll probably need a change of pants then.

i may or may not have just shit my pants after reading this.