EL the Famous
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I do a pretty good version of B52s "Dance This Mess Around".
Please send your measurements and three (3) semi-nude photos via PM (hi-res GIF format, please). I'll put in a good word during deliberation during the application process and if you make the cut, will fly you in to attend a band practice at 'the loft'...BYOB&P (bring your own bodypaint & pasties)...where you may be asked to wrestle the other finalists on a faux bearskin rug to the sweet sounds of Screamin' Jay Hawkins and/or Alphaville. GOOD LUCK AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
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I think I need to start a New Wave band. We would call ourselves Dr. Huevos Mysterioso & the Hypnotic Eyes and wear matching velvet suits, fezes, protective eyewear and skinny ties. It would also require two go-go dancers w/ boomin' chests and asses, to sing the girl parts when we cover B-52's 'Lava' and 'Strobelight'. There would be fan particpation segment, where fan club members chosen by lottery prior to each gig would be able to decorate each dancer w/ body paint and glitter ala Laugh-In and/or be impregnated by the drummer on-stage before the encore. Instead of traveling by tourbus, we would arrive in each stop by a rickshaw pulled by our manservant/bodyguard/personal chef/former sumo, Mr. Rangoon. To maximize our time on the road, we would also aid local law enforcement in solving mysteries and/or hate crimes at abandoned amusement parks. Then, for the last gig of the tour, we would challenge Wilco to a battle of the bands using Texas barbed-wire rules, where the winner would be allowed use of the other band's loft or the opportunity to shave the losing bands heads on a live pay-per-view from the rock'n'roll McDonald's.
As that's pretty much a watertight mission statement, i'll accept investor funding via paypal or monthly booty calls to be collected over the next two years.
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Happy Birthday, Doctor Mom!
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I really thought I hit paydirt when I found the clip of Robocop saving Sting (the wrestler) from 3 of the 4 Horsemen, but that whole Bush thing is phenomenal.
To be fair, it came to via a myspace friend request from the Liberal Democratic Society or whatever...after seeing that in their comments space, I accepted immediately.
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There's little more embarrassing than getting caught listening to Van Hagar.
Dude, I DL'ed 'Humans Being' from the Twister soundtrack yesterday...c'mon.
For LK and Sir S. I watch this one often. It makes me
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Apparently, Einstein got a lot of ass.
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Sweet Jesus off of the Top Turnbuckle! That is absolutely 100% fantastic. -
those are some seriously cute kids, kevo...they must get their good looks from their mother.
oh, absolutely.
actually, it seems Owen is my mini-me (poor kid) and Logan is taking most of his looks from Mom (lucky boy).
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The dude who was never smiling is now smiling!!
Yeah, O is smiling/laughing a lot more. Not as much as his brother, who smiles at anyone and anything...he has three settings:1) Smile
2) Laugh
3) Sleep
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I fully endorse that awesome home-made t-shirt. Well done!
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O is on the left, Lo on the right. The look on Owen's face...planning world domination or gas? You make the call.
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Dr. EL Feelgood's signature gets the Nat Stamp of Approval.
Z-Man!
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My sister got me the Anthony Kiedis auto-bio...i'm not sure I really want to read it.
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Remember Steve Jones' anti-drug ad on MTV? He was shining up the chrome on his bike while talking about how "a good friend of mine, Sid Vicious, died from drugs. Drugs suck." Time to check YouTube...
I do. Had to be around the same time, he had really long hair and was sporting a leather vest. Good luck, my query for 'Steve Jones' turned up nothing of worth.
I am currently contemplating a DL of TESLA's 'Heaven's Trail (No Way Out)'.
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I was so disappointed in that video when it premiered on MTV. Now it's just funny.
Yeah, it's pretty damn bad...but lovable in a cheesy dusk of the 80's way. You want really bad, check that vid for Heart of Soul. Ian pulled out every wannabe-Morrison and/or Messiah trick in that one from an Indian headress to a crown of thorns. Still, I love pretty much every thing they've ever put out. To put them in the same league as Vince Neil and Faster Pussycat is blasphemy. Shame!
On a related note, I DL'ed several Gene Loves Jezebel tracks from iTunes today...more selections in this month's series: 'Songs I Used to Love When My Hair Was Way Too Long'.
On an only moderately realted note, relative to Kate's post on Billy playing soccer w/ Steve Jones. One of the funniest thing I ever saw on MTV was John Lydon being shown a clip of Jonesey's 'Freedom Fighter' video, which if you've ever seen it, can pretty much tell you how funny the response was.
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Worksafe?
I have to tell you, I rarely look at your yourtube links.
Yep, unless your workplace doesn't allow rocking power ballads.
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Hotdogs at the Trolly Stop and the very present smell of coconut oil. I can't wait!
That sounds lewd.
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I am slightly intrigued about what exactly goes into making a BJ a 'life-affirming' BJ.
Never mind, Flick's post did the trick.
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There is no such thing as a good hotdog.
You're dead to me and as far as Slurpees go, for the past 2-3 weeks, I have had one of the Mountain Dew versions close to every night after the kids have been put to bed.
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We are going to have to do a running change on the packaging for 'Verona' as we will receive the second stage of HAC (Hearing Aid Compliance) after the product has begun shipping and will need to designate as such.
put your razor where your Bush is!
in Tongue-Tied Lightning
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I just saw your note on needing a bed. I happen to know Madonna's blow job coach for the bottle scene in 'Truth or Dare' and could probably get the bed she used duting 'Like a Virgin' on the VOGUE tour. I'll make some calls.