Sir Stewart

I think The Golden Girls was on Fridays.

I'm gonna shit through that whole scene looking for myself.

Tha Depahted!!!!

Damn, hope he gets in contact soon. Vibeage.

To kick off the Halloween season, a couple of real losers. I always knew Halloween III would be a bad, bad movie. But something in me always wanted to see it. Now I've gone and done it. A terrible concept with dreadful execution. A psychotic toymaker plans to celebrate "the first real Halloween since the first one" by smuggling one of the Stongehenge monuments to northern California (explained thusly: "You wouldn't believe how we got it here!") and use its power to ...somehow trigger computer chip implants in Halloween masks ...when the kids watch TV at 9pm on Halloween... something somethi

You're not kidding!

Friend of mine said to me he wished he was an airport security guard during the bomb scare over the summer so he could've said "Put the lotion in the basket" to passengers.

I'm surprised Dane Cook doesn't wield an acoustic guitar at any point in his act.

That's what it's all about!

That's how I feel about ction--he's smart and funny, yes, but every line is delivered as if he thinks it's the wittiest damn thing ever posted.

What is it you did on it, Perm? All the promos look good. I wanna watch.

That's pretty much how I picture your life 24/7.

Same here except replace Cable Guy with Eternal Sunshine. Nothing quite like starting a new page without quoting the reference.

I figured out who I'm voting for next month in the Mass. governer's race. Best campaign ad ever.

Deepest condolences to the Tweedy family.

I saw that. It was great. "You know that one guy you hang out with always carrying a ladder? (extends arm as if holding a ladder) "It's like: what's with the ladder, dude?" Dane Cook was funny in Waiting.... Otherwise, not so much.

When the internets were just a baby, my brother and I went on a Star Wars chat site claiming to have seen an early cut of The Phantom Menace, which included the following gems: "It's just two hours of Liam Neeson walking around naked" and "Yoda's a girl. They show it." People were incredulous, but still wanted to know if we were for real.

ish. thanks. Better?

Funke-y!

Things have changed.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups by the bagful are on sale at CVS.

Wow, that's just fkkn crazy.

Mister Rogers & Donkey Kong I'm pretty sure that's Keith David as the maintenance guy.

High drama, dialogue, and theatrical shots. That's all I wanted. Thanks.