Sir Stewart

You bought the barn, right?

You buy me one you sober twat.

"gogo's Track Record Absolutely Stellar As Of Late"

Damn, your paintings look good to me today.

Are you on your back?

He's still got my nonexistant vote.

He certainly hasn't gotten lazy.

The Cheat Rave!

Even with Wakefield, losing Trot would be the end of an era.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZhuz9Gbgk8

Papi! MVP!

"Federal Law Mandates That Elementary School Students Must Be Educated On The Fact That The Rolling Stones Have Never, Ever Had A 'Farewell' Tour. They've Never Broken Up. They've Never Said Never Again. It's A Myth."

Once I was at my friend's house for dinner. During clean up time I took a pint of Ben & Jerry's from the freezer. The pint was hard as a rock, so I flipped open the microwave door and before I knew it, my friend's wife put down the plate she was cleaning and sailed across the kitchen, bodychecking me and yelling "NO!" She landed harder than she meant to, and I went down hard, landing in the cat's food and water trays. She was very apologetic, but made it clear that there was no way the ice cream was going in the microwave, even for a second.

"Ending on a high note"

I think that's the most satisfying thing I've ever done in my whole life.

George Wendt was in an episode of Becker. Just like Nancy Travis. Who was in, yes you guessed it:

WORD!

I still think it's the other guy that's being an asshat.

So it's over. Oh well, they had an okay run.

Norm!

Jesus, someone actually spent a lot of time on that, it looks.

Wow, they even got the wallpaper right!

Step right up! I was wondering when you were gonna get in on this, fetalpig.