Sir Stewart

Boy I bet you miss the single life.

How did you know?

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Someone from my hometown who ended up a bouncer at a strip joint was in my car with me and my mom once and he kept saying "Dunkin Dog-Nuts! Dunkin Dog-Nuts!" after we passed by a DD.

If I was the kind of guy to quote board members in my sig...

"Get your hands off her" was something I heard a lot one night at a strip joint.

There was something decidedly UNfunky about her dancing, and her body parts. I do not recall feeling bad for her.

This one time at a strip joint a stripper got booed.

That is a good line.

I once was convinced a stripper had menstruated on my crotch during a lapdance and it took my friends a very long time to make me realize it was jelly from the donut I ate on the carride home.

Ahh, I see.

Keyword: "really"

NOW PLAYING THREAD ON VIA CHICAGO CONTAINS BANDS YOU'VE HEARD OF

Nobody I've ever met.

This was in 1997!!

I once offered a stripper a book of stamps after running out of $1s. She said "fuck off."

What the hell is a pinched vagina.

That's funny, cryp, I was just gonna do: "Supreme Court Outlaws All Jokes Concerning Rolling Stones' Age, Retirement"

This one time I turned around while peeing outside and a girl saw "it" and I knew she wasn't lying because later she said it was small.

Granfalloonery.

Yeah... that Pope sketch reminded me of why I'd be pissed off at those guys as I waited for 120 Minutes to start.

That was funny.