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He did. He also said there was a tremendous amount of weed smoking going on. I said "yep".

Pretty sure the correct response here was "No shit, narc."

Today I found five morel mushrooms growing in the front yard. We've been at this house for 15 years and never found them growing here before.

SELL THEM FOR $25,000/POUND.

tonight i heard a song from Decemberists' "Crane Wife" and immediately i thought of Natalie.  i thought, Natalie was alive when this album came out.  she didn't like it.  her comment about it was something close to, "let us never speak of progressive rock again."

 

my sig line here has a quote from Nat that i use often, but mostly i think it rather than say it out loud.  i'd just have to explain it.

 

boy, i miss her.   to Natopia!

Because they don't really care about a wall and want it as a wedge issue for the 2020 election.

Congrats on cleaning up that homeless grandpa and getting him to his job interview.

Your local police will come out and cite them for trespassing if you call often enough.

I love this from the root.  

 

https://www.theroot.com/watch-sarah-suckabee-sanders-explain-what-the-preside-1823336474

 

Sanders is an evil woman, but I feel the slightest sympathy for her.  Just having to wake up every day and try to explain the dumbass things our President says.  

  

Why would you feel sympathy for someone who willingly takes and keeps a job? Nobody is forcing her to be Trump's mouthpiece.

"I knew he had five or six; I didn't know what kind they were. It didn't matter what kind of guns they were. I have guns. I respect guns as long as they're handled properly, safely. And one of the stipulations before moving in was to have a gun safe before he moved in," James said.

 

 

So this clown pretends to advocate for proper and a safe handling of guns, but he doesn't know know what kind of guns are in his house, or how many.  Sounds really proper and safe to me. 

He also says he thought he was the only one with a key to the gun safe, so he's definitely lying about something. Either the kid kept his guns in a different safe (or wherever), or the father didn't know what guns were in the safe that he had the "only" key to.

It will be the "best and most watched State of the Union address in the history of the nation" regardless of what the actual numbers are.

Gonna go ahead and take credit for this one:

Thank you for all of the nice compliments and reviews on the State of the Union speech. 45.6 million people watched, the highest number in history. @FoxNews beat every other Network, for the first time ever, with 11.7 million people tuning in. Delivered from the heart!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 1, 2018

 Fact checked by Fox News:

#SOTU TV Viewers:

2018: 45.6M

2017: 47.7M*

2016: 31.3M

2015: 31.7M

2014: 33.3M

2013: 33.5M

2012: 37.8M

2011: 42.8M

2010: 48.0M

2009: 52.4M*

2008: 37.5M

2007: 45.5M

2006: 41.7M

2005: 38.4M

2004: 43.4M

2003: 62.1M

1993: 66.9M* (largest TV audience)

*Not an official SOTU

— Fox News Research (@FoxNewsResearch) February 1, 2018

Rating are very important to him so if enough people don't watch tonite, that message of him not being liked/loved will be noticed.

It will be the "best and most watched State of the Union address in the history of the nation" regardless of what the actual numbers are.

This whole Jerusalem stuff is probably going to make things a lot more hairy. 

No kidding. He's essentially ensuring that we'll have a terrorist attack on U.S. soil in the next 12 months.

looks like the Giants are tanking in the hopes of getting the next franchise quarterback in the draft. Eli will be in Jacksonville or Denver next year. sad.

Don't rule out Washington fumbling away Kirk Cousins and making a play for a 37 year old retread before slipping quietly back into irrelevancy.

People who often travel to countries with antagonistic relationships (Israel and Syria, for example) can get multiple passports, so the Syrians don't see the Israeli stamps and vice versa.

You shouldn't put anything of mine in your mouth.  Not even my words.

I don't know, man.

Al Cowlings?

Today I will ride my bike three times.

See if you can borrow a larger microwave and put your microwave in that microwave and see what happens. Just might do the trick.

Today I bought a new battery for the Rav4

I realize I'm behind on this, but did you try putting the old battery in the microwave first?

Not sure, Lammy would be the one to consult.

 

Btw, I've had mouse traps inside and outside the truck for a week now and haven't gotten one yet. Perplexing.

Take one of your wife's (or your) old pantyhose, put mothballs in the toe, tie it off, and put them under the truck.

When we were living in Providence, we had a rat somehow get stuck to the bottom of the catalytic converter and die - probably brushed against it when it was hot and couldn't free itself until it died. Took a long time to figure out where the smell was coming from.

Today I found mouse droppings in my truck. WTFF.

I am going nuclear on these bastards. Unconditional warfare/blitzkrieg/no prisoners/scorched earth.

Do you think you can fit the truck in your microwave?

I didn't assume anything, bucko.

Today I have spent three fucking hours trying to get a pen to connect to the internet.

Have they really sanitized this place that much?

 

 

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Yes, he won by a convincing margin in the electoral college, yet received at least 600,000 fewer votes. Call it what you want, but there's nothing dominant about his victory.

I don't think a candidate can claim a dominant victory while losing the popular vote.