When hecklers write

[watch me fall]

I have no desire to go to a concert w/ her. She's a deadhead and probably does that stupid twirly hippie dance.

 

I thought all deadheads were liberals.

[EL the Famous]

I thought all deadheads were liberals.

 

that's what the current administration wants you to believe. however, I think her apperance at some Dead/jamband shows have been well-documented.

 

all that said, I bet she's pretty vanilla in the sack. no third input or anything freaky like that.

[owl]

I thought all deadheads were liberals.

 

I think that a lot of hippies ended up being libertarian/Republicans, due to their inherent selfishness and hedonism.

[watch me fall]

that's what the current administration wants you to believe. however, I think her apperance at some Dead/jamband shows have been well-documented.

 

all that said, I bet she's pretty vanilla in the sack. no third input or anything freaky like that.

 

Seriously? Wow. They should kick her out of the club for that then.

 

I don't ever want to even think of her in the sack doing anything with anyone.

[EL the Famous]

I don't ever want to even think of her in the sack doing anything with anyone.

 

Who do you think about?

[redpillbox]

The guy is a misguided tool, but I have to say, that The Walkmen show I went to was one of the worst shows I've ever seen....It was "Blade" bad....meaning, it was so bad while taking itself so seriously, it went beyond mere boredom back to a place of entertaining merriment at the complete laughability of the whole thing.

[OOO]

Let me just say this:

 

Blade is a kick ass vampire movie.

[bjorn_skurj]

Game Theory is growing on me like spacemoss on Jordy Verrill.

I rocked the fuck out when they were playing the first part of "Here I Come" during the football game Monday night. It's a grower, not a shower.

[Nonlinear Nonfiction]

Does anyone know if it matters whether I use tinfoil instead of a cookie sheet to bake my pizza on?

[mountain bed]

I think that a lot of hippies ended up being libertarian/Republicans, due to their inherent selfishness and hedonism.

With all due respect to the distinguished gentleman,I will have to disagree.

[owl]

jkjk

 

But here's some more fun for your evening:

 

RE: Article

 

Checked out your blog. Nice to see Pitchforkmedia (with a lil' Harp

Magazine thrown in for rootsy spice) has yet another vehicle for

regurgitating itself all over the internet! How 2004.

 

As for your e-mail: yikes, buddy, you sure did take the time to send

me a lot of words. Most of them seemed to eschew logic, but I was

particularly tickled by your reference to my girlfriend of two-and-a-

half years and her plans to leave me. Tickled, and then immediately

compelled to give you my standard "thanks for reading" kiss-off.

Don't talk about things you know nothing about. Thanks for reading!

 

-Paul

 

My response:

 

Pitchfork is good for a few things, like point scores, but not for

good writing. And since you somehow think that my 'words...eschew

logic' (not sure how that works, but I'll look into it), I'd say that

your writing doesn't even approach their frustratingly low standards.

I will give you this, though: your piece was about as self-indulgent

as any Pitchfork article, and it certainly contained enough cliches.

 

And 2.5 years is nothing (except maybe the point score I'd give your

poorly-thought, self-gratifying, glorified crap on your computer

keyboard) for a relationship. Mark my words: keep being an

embarassment, and your relationship will be on the fast track to being

a perpetual Third Eye Blind concert.

 

Keep tryin,' but I think that your essay will be one to haunt you- if

you ever try to become a serious writer.