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He has a flair for writing - I'd say. The bit at the end about the MTV reunion and greatest hits album is funny as hell.

 

"We're fucking going to have straight fucking lyrics that any fucking person can sing." as an example

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Check it:

 

BPL Central....Nonfiction.....In Library Use Only

 

"In Library Use Only" What kind of horseshit.

 

World Cat

 

British edition -

# Paperback: 320 pages

# Publisher: Ebury Press; New Ed edition (1 Jun 2000)

# Language English

 

there has been only one American edition

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He has a flair for writing - I'd say. The bit at the end about the MTV reunion and greatest hits album is funny as hell.

 

"We're fucking going to have straight fucking lyrics that any fucking person can sing." as an example

 

"mmm, spice huh? I'm the rice"

 

Love it how he devotes a whole chapter (albeit a chapter that's only half a page long) to detailing what was on tv when he got his first bj. Any other rock star and it would just be a complete waste of time, but Dave just throws it out there as an aside, or an fyi.

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I can take or leave Van Halen - they just don't churn enough for me. But here is a true story. The year? 1984 A.D. I was hanging out in the designated area outside my high school's cafeteria where kids could play hackey sack and smoke Marlboros. This kid Jeff has a magic marker and starts drawing the VH petroglyph on the wall. UNbeknownst to him, assistant principal Ted Peterson had come around the corner as soon as Jeff started drawing. Mr. Peterson, a man of no small wit, came up behind Jeff and watched him finish his graffittus. As soon as Jeff finished his sentiment, which was, "Van Halen fucking rules!" Mr. Peterson said, "Do they really, Jeff. Let's go talk about it in my office."

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