Maddie Hope Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I'm not into rap music so I have no clue, but I thought some of you VC'ersmight be fans or not, but might give me some 411 if you know anything...Thank ya kindly! R KelleyJ-Rob Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Did something happen? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedling Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 R Kelly came out with a new cd. Only get it if you are ready to get Crunk. This song, The Zoo, is dirty, nasty, filthy and sick.....everything I look for in a song while I'm getting busy!Check out some of the lyrics: [Verse 1]It's like a jungle atmosphereAnd we're two monkeys babyIt's like we're on a vineThe way we're swinging it babySee, you're a tiger girlThe way you're scratching meI'm a lionIn this jungle I'm a kingGirl, I got you so wetIt's like a rain forestLike Jurassic ParkExcept I'm your sex-a-saurus babyYou and me hoppingLike two kangaroosRattling and moaningOut here in these woods [bridge]Ya'll don't understandLike two cheetahs running freeAfrican butterfly to meYou're my safari fantasyGirl this is heaven to meBaby we are like coconut and banana trees(It's a tropical)Tropical chemistryLike the wild lifeI'm doing you baby(I'm doing you baby)You're doing me baby(You're doing me baby)It's you and me(It's you and me)Going wild Buy it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maddie Hope Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 Buy it!I'd rather not buy it R Kelly isn't my cup of tea... but thanks for the lyrics just the same...What I'm really after is Jay-Rob... I was told this is R Kelly's "side kick"...His real name is James...I was hoping some of you know or have heard of Jay-Rob and could give me some 411 about him.... he lives in the ATL...Did something happen?Well do you know about them? I can't say on an open forum, but if you'd like you can PM me... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 As weird as this thread is, Maddie Hope, thank you for starting it, as I would not otherwise have known about the lyrics that Tweedling posted. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
renic Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 his closet series is quite amusing if you need to cheer yourself up and by his i mean r. kelly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rareair Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 his closet series is quite amusing if you need to cheer yourself up and by his i mean r. kelly part 6 is the highlight for me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 part 6 is the highlight for me.Is that when the little dude first shows up? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 I hope to god that song does not haunt my dreams Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedling Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 As weird as this thread is, Maddie Hope, thank you for starting it, as I would not otherwise have known about the lyrics that Tweedling posted.Hey, don't forget to thank me. I did all the hard work....you know cut and paste and everything. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rareair Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Is that when the little dude first shows up? that is what i was going for, but i had the wrong chapter. Chapter 9James hears a noise and starts searching in his kitchen. James then walks toward the oven and the fridge, which he looks behind, while Bridget walks toward the cabinet. Then James looks at the table, he sees the cherry pie with a slice cut out. James becomes aware that someone else was in the house because Bridget is allergic to cherries. He becomes enraged. Bridget stays in front. Then he says "move" she says "no", then he repeats himself. After that he gets angry and says "Bitch, move!!" SHE MOVES. At this point, the lyrics of this song are reminiscent of the cliff hanger of the first chapter. James opens the door, and the narrator reveals the man is a midget. Ending "Un-Cliffhanger" line: "Now pause the movie cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted, not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man is a midget! MIDGET! MIDGET! MIDGET!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
street spirit Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Trapped in the Closet is my ringtone... specifically, the part in chapter one where he sings about his cell phone ringing and his failed attempts to switch it to "viiiiiiiibrate." my ringtone is meta! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stooka Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 You and me hoppingLike two kangaroosRattling and moaningOut here in these woods It's soooooo bad, it's brilliant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Did you (or someone you know) meet someone named Jay-Rob who claimed to be R. Kelly's sidekick? Based on my preliminary googling I would say no dice. Not that being an R. Kelly sidekick is something to aspire to. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maddie Hope Posted July 23, 2007 Author Share Posted July 23, 2007 Did you (or someone you know) meet someone named Jay-Rob who claimed to be R. Kelly's sidekick? Based on my preliminary googling I would say no dice. Not that being an R. Kelly sidekick is something to aspire to.Well I have found some 411... I was spelling it wrong, it's J Rob... When asking folks if they had heard of R Kelly or J Rob someone responed -"Yeah J Rob was R Kelly's sidekick"...??? Can't always go by what people say...I've not met J Rob yet, was to Fri and Sun and neither time did I... It is very important that I met him and know who he is... I've never cared about rap music or the life style so I'm concerned... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rareair Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Well I have found some 411... I was spelling it wrong, it's J Rob... When asking folks if they had heard of R Kelly or J Rob someone responed -"Yeah J Rob was R Kelly's sidekick"...??? Can't always go by what people say...I've not met J Rob yet, was to Fri and Sun and neither time did I... It is very important that I met him and know who he is... I've never cared about rap music or the life style so I'm concerned... dear-tiny-diary worthy. but what does it mean? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Yeah, I'm not sure that I follow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Save the sidekick, save the golden showers video! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maddie Hope Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 Yeah, I'm not sure that I follow.OK, this J Rob is dating my grandbabies mother... so I'm concerned and worried who this guy is...he claims to be a rapper, ect. Not the kind of life style that my grandbabies need to be around IMO!So I'm trying to find out information on him, I was suppose to meet him on Fri and that didn't happen and then again on Sunday and that didn't happen, why? I keep getting stories, he supposely has money, got a new cd coming out, ect.This R Kelly dude seems to like "young" girls and likes to make videos... So, I'm worried about my babies... the mother can take care of herself, but my babies...Does that make sense? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 OK, this J Rob is dating my grandbabies mother... so I'm concerned and worried who this guy is...he claims to be a rapper, ect. Not the kind of life style that my grandbabies need to be around IMO!So I'm trying to find out information on him, I was suppose to meet him on Fri and that didn't happen and then again on Sunday and that didn't happen, why? I keep getting stories, he supposely has money, got a new cd coming out, ect.This R Kelly dude seems to like "young" girls and likes to make videos... So, I'm worried about my babies... the mother can take care of herself, but my babies...Does that make sense? Totally. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 I guessed it was a story like that. R. Kelly lives in Chicago so far as I know. An Atlanta-based (I think that's what you said) sidekick seems unlikely. Furthermore there is no entry on allmusic.com for J Rob nor is there anything on Amazon.com. Really, I don't think R. Kelly is anywhere in the picture. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maddie Hope Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 I guessed it was a story like that. R. Kelly lives in Chicago so far as I know. An Atlanta-based (I think that's what you said) sidekick seems unlikely. Furthermore there is no entry on allmusic.com for J Rob nor is there anything on Amazon.com. Really, I don't think R. Kelly is anywhere in the picture.I hope R Kelly ain't in the picture. However she said she met R Kelly the other week... I can't find anything music wise on him.. his myspace page shows some pics and such...I worry the life style this guy brings around my grandbabies, rap music isn't good values to teach a child...I wonder why he would want a ready made family? She doesn't tell me the truth about everything ya know...Anyways, thanks for the input. Hopefully I'll meet him soon, thought of running a background check on him..I have access to be able to do it and all I need is a name, which I have...What do you VC'ers think? Am I going to far? I'd like to know if he has a criminal record... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 FWIW, R. Kelly is an R&B singer, not so much of a rapper. It's hard to blame his problems on music. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 While "rap music isn't good values to teach a child" is a somewhat unfair generalization, I can understand your concern. I hope you get to meet this guy soon; judging him in person is better than on an alt-rock band's message board.All I could find from a Yahoo image search was this:Good luck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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