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"All I can see is black and white

And white and pink and blades of blue

That lay between the words I think

On a page I was meaning to send her"

 

My oldest daughter learned these words by heart, finally. But the funniest thing is...she, her younger sister and one of their friends SWEAR Jeff is singing "bitch" not "page". I tried to show them how it doesn't make any sense, but they still laugh and argue with me anyway :stunned

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And now...

 

my youngest had her friends over for her 10th birthday party last night. They were playing Littlest Pet Shop and I heard one of them say (speaking for the pet, of course) "Well, I lost my house 'cuz it got foreclosed on!"

 

I almost fell off the couch!!! :blink

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When I was dating my ex-girlfriend she brought her three-year-old daughter Rachel into see me at work. I walked right up to Rachel, put my face into hers and said, "Hey Rachel!" To which she replied, boasted really, "Im going to kick you in the balls!"

 

You don't think about not laughing because you're caught off-guard.

 

Rachel, of course has a teenage sister. So there you go.

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When I was dating my ex-girlfriend she brought her three-year-old daughter Rachel into see me at work. I walked right up to Rachel, put my face into hers and said, "Hey Rachel!" To which she replied, boasted really, "Im going to kick you in the balls!"

 

You don't think about not laughing because you're caught off-guard.

 

Rachel, of course has a teenage sister. So there you go.

Wow!!! :monkey

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